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Joe King

@ALossForWords2

Congratulations algorithm, you've broken my spirit. I'm not coming back on Twitter until my pinned Tweet goes viral. You can still find me Reddit u/Joe-_-King

 Third Rock from the Sun
Joined January 2021
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Maybe if I just give up trying to go viral, one of my mundane tweets will blow up. #WatchedPot
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Do you remt when you quit Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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What do you get when you cross Rainn Wilson and David Bowie? Rainn Bowie
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Yes, its the Dwight Schrute pic where he is heating up the door knob...
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Crossed with this and a lovely rainbow that appears to emanate from a Labrinth Crystal Ball... 🌈
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My art dealer asked me if I was in the market for any new pieces. I said: "Pretty Baroque"
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Shouldn't it be called Back to the Present?
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What do you call a snake without clothes? Snaked
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Your moment of Clam 🥠
Wolf Conservation Center 🐺 (@nywolforg) profile pictureWolf Conservation Center 🐺
@nywolforg8 May 2022
Your moment of calm 🐺
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To all the moms out there. For all the hard work and sacrifice. We couldn't do it without you... Happy #MothersDay Mom's!
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Are you ready to get a song stuck in your head all day, but actually enjoy it? Baby "SHART", do-do dodo do-do...
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It was nice knowing you all!
Daily Mail (@DailyMail) profile pictureDaily Mail
@DailyMail7 May 2022
REVEALED: Elon Musk plans to fire 1,000 Twitter staff, quintuple revenue, get 69 million users paying $3 a month and cut reliance on advertising income, his presentation to investors shows trib.al/DgK2I1q
Elon Musk to fire 1,000 Twitter staff, 5x revenue, 69m pay $3 a month

Elon Musk to fire 1,000 Twitter staff, 5x revenue, 69m pay $3 a month

Elon Musk plans to quintuple Twitter's revenue to $26.4 billion by 2028. In a pitch deck Musk claimed he would increase Twitter's annual revenue to $26.4 billion by 2028, up from $5 billion last year

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Meme inspired by @WJReid3 tweet:
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TG ☕️@TG221107 May 2022
One thing Twitter has taught me is how smart and compassionate so many creatures on this planet are. 🐢 💙
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Without looking it up, who is this?
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Before anyone is driven mad... whiskeyriff.com/2022/05/05/t…
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Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) profile pictureConan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien6 May 2022
I’m glad he went to medical school, because “Mr. Strange” lacks oomph.
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My wife is the brains, I'm the bronze...
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@DocAtCDI6 May 2022
The Donkey's reaction when it realizes it's been tricked is Legendary!
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The Bible for Dummies... ...Wait...
Michael/ SGT🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🌈⚛️🟨 (@Mikethewander1) profile pictureMichael/ SGT🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🌈⚛️🟨@Mikethewander16 May 2022
One of the best book summaries ever.
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