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Joe King

@ALossForWords2

Congratulations algorithm, you've broken my spirit. I'm not coming back on Twitter until my pinned Tweet goes viral. You can still find me Reddit u/Joe-_-King

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Joined January 2021
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TG ☕️@TG221107 May 2022
One thing Twitter has taught me is how smart and compassionate so many creatures on this planet are. 🐢 💙
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@DocAtCDI6 May 2022
The Donkey's reaction when it realizes it's been tricked is Legendary!
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Do the young people here know that a woman could not get a credit card in her own name (etc) until 1974? I was 12.
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The Force is STRONG with Zelenskyy #StandWithUkraineNOW 🇺🇦🇺🇸
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Zelenskyy sporting this on May 4th
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If Satan ever lost his hair, there would be hell toupee…
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@BobGolen5 May 2022
Replying to @ALossForWords2
Life is a joke
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I really can't argue with this one,
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen5 May 2022
Apparently, California has the highest rate of adultery and depression. It’s a sad state of affairs.
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When a gun has more rights than a woman, you know there’s a problem.
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"Every Justice on the Supreme placed their hand on the Bible and swore to uphold the Constitution. They did not put their hand on the Constitution and swear to uphold the Bible."
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@BobGolen3 May 2022
I've been repeating the same mistakes for so long now, I may as well call them traditions.
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Bob Golen
@BobGolen2 May 2022
Geology rocks but geography is where it's at.
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I find period jokes to be funny. I'm sorry that you don't, maybe you're just ovary acting.
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WJ Reid@WJReid31 May 2022
Did you ever read Choose your Own Adventure? If you did turn to page 8
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@DocAtCDI30 Apr 2022
What did the mermaid wear to math class? An algae-bra
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WJ Reid@WJReid330 Apr 2022
some of y'all act like retweets cost money
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I got an email today asking $9.99 to teach me how to read maps backwards. It turned out to be spam.
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This is a story about 3 dicks
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@nypost20 Apr 2022
Boy born with two penises has the larger one chopped off by doctors trib.al/pOiwEaK
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Sorry. I really don't care but I just had to share.
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