Family man | Facilitator of live sports television | F3 Booyah

Mint Hill, NC
Joined September 2008
Daylight Saving Time makes most Americans wake by alarm in cold darkness. Permanent Standard Time would let most of us sleep past dawn for health and safety.
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A new study says that people who quit smoking have healthier lungs. Yet another groundbreaking story from the pages of the medical journal, "DUH."
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Fun fact: in 2002, Pizza Hut hired Ween to make a jingle about their new stuffed crust. It was rejected after six attempts
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In a recent interview, Goldie Hawn says she doesn't mind if the man she's married to cheats on her - explaining, quote, "Sexual experimentation is a basic need of all men." You can read more about her philosophy in my new book, "Goldie Hawn: The Greatest Woman Who Ever Lived."
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You know what, HELL YEAH.
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Kids today have no idea how good The Onion was, like when Autistic Reporter Michael Falk delivered this news package, “Train Thankfully Unharmed In Crash That Killed One Man”
Man do I miss when the onion was good
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Of the four sports involved in this missed-the-mark analogy, hockey is the least popular — especially in the southern US Secondly, the pretty-one-sided-break-up of the Charlotte Checkers and Carolina Hurricanes after a decade as affiliates, doesn’t exactly foster loyalty-driven interest But also, it’s just untrue. Had my Canes sweater on yesterday about an hour before puck drop, ran to Harris Teeter at Cotswold and got a handful of “Go Canes” just in the five-minute beer run I’ve never been at a #Panthers game and said, “why aren’t people from Raleigh here as much as Charlotte residents? Why don’t they love their distant cousins?”, or whatever weird thing this was ⬇️
Charlotte is like that family member that never visits you, but always expects you to visit them. It's a weird, one-sided relationship where the Triangle is always expected to buy into the Panthers, Charlotte FC, and the Hornets. Meanwhile the Hurricanes win and...meh?
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happy easter!!
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Its finally nice and bright around 630am. Run groups are flourishing, the productive class is basking, our circadian biology is thriving 2 weeks and its all going to shit so @NateSilver538 can have sunshine at a baseball game at 9pm
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Back when there was no social media, how did fans find out about trades 💀
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This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.
Jane Lynch arriving to The Jennifer Hudson Show set.
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In North Dakota this week, a hunter narrowly escaped death when a pocketknife in his breast pocket deflected a bullet shot by another hunter. Man, you know we have too many weapons in this country when people are getting SHOT in the KNIFE.
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Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday, Jesus. Hope you like crap!
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They say we have no “footballing culture” but right now in America, there’s a team named “Sharktopus FC” that just earned a replay of a loss because the ref for their last match turned out to have once been a player for their opponent’s second team. 🇺🇸
BREAKING: The US Open Cup Adjudication & Disciplinary Panel has ordered a replay of the Sharktopus FC vs Bellevue Athletic FC #USOC2026 Second Qualifying Round match in response to a protest made by Sharkopus FC. Full statement: ussoccer.com/stories/2025/10…
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Just 12 short days until gloriously bright mornings and a sunset at a reasonable hour
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It’s called the Patriot Act, FISA, and CISA. Please vote no next time.
We need to know why @ATT and @Verizon did not challenge the subpoena for the phone records of 8 United States Senators when the Biden FBI spied on us during an anti-Trump probe. There needs to be a reckoning for this.
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They could not per the patriot and other surveillance acts, which Marsha herself voted for. justfacts.votesmart.org/candidate/key-…
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On this day in 1974, from Texas: #OTD #DitchDST > Winter Daylight Time a failure… Going back to “nature’s time” [Standard Time] has several advantages, benefits of Daylight Time in winter are negligible.
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Sometimes you just can’t hold it 💨😂
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Look, congratulations to Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce on their engagement, but I really don’t want this to overshadow JT Thor’s 23rd birthday today.
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