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Today on the first day of the new year, at exactly 7.37pm while leaving theatre my phone got snatched violently by a thief right outside the knh main theatre...
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Kenyatta National Hospital has received Ksh. 130M in donations including 96 orthopedic beds. Presiding over the ceremony, Duale urged private sector to support health industry to achieve UHC. We also just blew 700 million on an exhibition sports match. We are led by idiots.
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Ghai! na unajua tumempea a whole working week’s break?!
1. Baby mama babies v. wife (2 days)
2. Kingdom Wife Masterclass (2 days)
3. Rwanio rwa Thenge (1 day but felt like an hour)
Anyway tuseme hii break ilikuwa pilau ya Chivayo.
(We relived 2000s twitter 🥹🥹🥹)
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Christian women are a powerful voting bloc unfortunately millenial Christian women have no idea how powerful they are in Kenya, it’s a power that you don’t need to be debating nor defending , coz it literally drives policy and everything ,but you wanna be engaged in sideshows 💀
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
See how the world was outraged until she was banned? But somehow the other one is a motivational story. Totally unprompted btw because there were no pictures ni yeye alikuja kutuchafua roho. 🤢🤮
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Voting is cool but have we tried beating our politicians like piñatas instead?
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Isn’t it ironic how X men will spend majority of their time on here bullying and fat shaming women unprovoked but the minute someone mentions that they’re not good looking hatuezi pumua huku?? 😂😂😂
Wanalia kulia abeg na sisi tumezoea matusi
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Met some very enthusiastic young men last night who tried to ensure I got into my apartment without my belongings. Appreciate the unexpected cardio session, great form, terrible execution.
⅒ Would not recommend.
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
I’ve accepted that I can’t keep a man😭
The fetishes women have out here, I can’t match that performance 😭😭. Mchukueni tu mshikiane visu 😩
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Tuwachane na hao wanandoa katika hiyo ndoa yao tuulize huyu mwenye stori swali:
WHY ARE YOU RAVING TILL LATE AT NIGHT WITH SOMEONE’S HUSBAND?!
Alafu mnaweka mke wake topic?!
Hata akakupa simu usome messages zao?!
The man anajaribu kupenya, wewe motives zako ni zipi?!
Si mnajua mimi ni mdaku?? 😂😂 .So, I was out with my friend yesterday, he needed someone to talk to. We raved till late night, bibi akaanza messages. Matusi and stuff of course coz Ako nje, and he gave me the phone ni some their exchanges for the last few months!!
Mnateseka!😂 Apparently,, bibi aliokoka. Her sisters advised her to join hizi funny churches na pastor anawaambia hakuna kulala na bwana mlevi,, anaku chafua or whatever that means. Wife huenda church every Friday from morning to 10 pm.
They used to party together,she stopped of course when she became a mom and expects him to or there's no "them". Analala bedroom ya watoto. According to the nigga,yeye anasema hajacheat, anapea wife Grace period ya few months coz he loves her.
Lakini matusi kijana anaangushiwa!😂😂... So I started asking him how his marriage has been,and according to him, his biggest mistake was marrying mtoto wa single mother. Don't come for me, I'm telling the story as it is. He says his whole marriage is shaken because she doesn't know how to be a wife, probably because she never saw her mom do wifey duties. Also he thinks it's the reason why the sisters and mother dictate her life...
Anapenda watoto but anashangaa hio ndoa inaenda wapi. Sometimes she doesn't even talk to him for weeks. He provides everything though,and she's a SAHM. The way he was confessing "I love the shit out of you" kwa texts,,, I was pitying him but anyway,, mine's just ears.
Mimi si mshauri wa ndoa ☺️
Wambui Chelagat retweeted
Single mothers kosokoso if your two parent home did such a good job raising you why are you cavorting with married men?!
































