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The best thing about him is that in a world of weird footballers, he came across as an innocent normie.
humour is an advantage in sexual reproduction because it signals an intelligence you can't fake. you can use all the technical jargon and name-drop philosophers you want. none of that shows your pattern recognition and cognitive flexibility like a contextual, well timed joke.
Marescaball making defenders and keepers look worse than they really are #noticing
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If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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Do you know how fucking scary it had to be to see a man swinging that hard and not getting tired. Tyson was a demon in his prime.
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strikers who got their rep off ball striking (sesko delap hojlund etc) are not half as good as jackson with limited ball striking btw
O cigarro é ritual. Não tem razão nenhuma a não ser tragar, assoprar a fumaça e bater as cinzas. É gastar um tempo sem fazer nada a mão ser se dedicar a esse sistema mecânico, como uma meditação. E até dá um relaxamento, permite olhar mais para o tempo presente.
You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful.
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Being able to walk up and grab whatever cigarette pack you desire is an underrated experience, as it allows you to consider your purchase in a different way than when at the front of a line.
More stores need to do this.




























