humour is an advantage in sexual reproduction because it signals an intelligence you can't fake. you can use all the technical jargon and name-drop philosophers you want. none of that shows your pattern recognition and cognitive flexibility like a contextual, well timed joke.
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If you’re 24-27, you’re at the peak. Slay and take no prisoners. Please don’t focus on career and long term partnerships. Focus on what truly matters: substance abuse and having fun.
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Do you know how fucking scary it had to be to see a man swinging that hard and not getting tired. Tyson was a demon in his prime.
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strikers who got their rep off ball striking (sesko delap hojlund etc) are not half as good as jackson with limited ball striking btw
O cigarro é ritual. Não tem razão nenhuma a não ser tragar, assoprar a fumaça e bater as cinzas. É gastar um tempo sem fazer nada a mão ser se dedicar a esse sistema mecânico, como uma meditação. E até dá um relaxamento, permite olhar mais para o tempo presente.
You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful.
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Being able to walk up and grab whatever cigarette pack you desire is an underrated experience, as it allows you to consider your purchase in a different way than when at the front of a line.
More stores need to do this.
Happy for Frank Lampard
Top man, top coach, my favourite player.
Gets extraordinary buy-in from players of all age and horizons he profiles expertly on the pitch to the best of their ability, his teams play on the front foot.
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its really remarkable what an incredible neurotropic nicotine is... pity the best delivery method for it basically kills you





























