ALT A cartoon depicting a man at a voting booth with an American flag. His daughter asks, "WHO ARE YOU VOTING FOR, DADDY?" He replies, "You." The humor reflects how parents consider their children's future when voting. By Adam Zyglis, 2020.

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mitch smith 🇵🇸 · Oct 29, 2026 · 10:20 PM UTC

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mitch smith 🇵🇸@mitchellorin20h

I've defend mamdani countless times, but enough is enough. He's totally lost control of new york.

MTA

@MTA23h

New York native Sombr surprised riders today with a pop-up performance at 14 St-Union Sq station 🎤

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Gwdihŵ 🦉 · Oct 29, 2026 · 5:31 PM UTC

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Gwdihŵ 🦉@youwouldknowOct 29

I’m sorry I just fucking love birds, I mean look at this mad thing, it’s fantastic

duolo@alovelypearOct 29

boing

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Years of Glad · Oct 29, 2026 · 11:23 PM UTC

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Lands in LA and the first thing he does is house a giant burger and a six pack RIP king

UtterlyInteresting@UtterlyInterest22h

Sir Patrick Stewart describes his first experience of a Hamburger in America. (You’ll read this in his voice)

Image from UtterlyInteresting (@UtterlyInterest)

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shafa · Oct 30, 2026 · 12:59 AM UTC

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369 getting rebranded to a valorant player is the funniest shtick in 2026 worlds so far

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369's Pro View at #Worlds2026:

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Benny Feldman · Oct 24, 2021 · 2:04 PM UTC

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Benny Feldman@Feldfrog24 Oct 2021

Grown ass man who likes to ote opples and bononos

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Jesse Crall🕊 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:13 AM UTC

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Jesse Crall🕊@jessecrallOct 29

Make sure you swing by the 7-Eleven for some pumpkin brûlée (?) served up by Tom Hanks (??) to support our troops (???).

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seriously injured and lost in the woods · Oct 28, 2026 · 10:12 PM UTC

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seriously injured and lost in the woods@lucas_marcominiOct 28

Image from seriously injured and lost in the woods (@lucas_marcomini)

Felipe@caonalamaOct 28

Florida Man Goes Full Bananas and Declares Himself President of Brazil From Walmart Parking Lot

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곰드리즈 · Oct 29, 2026 · 2:12 PM UTC

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곰드리즈@mealtimeduoOct 29

do not let the ass or tits distract you from the fact dk still needs to bring down the bourgeoisie and fight class inequality so they don't have to steal snacks anymore

piss off@EllaniieeKyunOct 28

What's happening right now? First, HLE fans showing tits or ass if HLE loses. Second, G2 fans shaving their heads if G2 loses. AND NOW, T1 fans and Gumayusi fans revealing their face cards. This is getting harder and harder to keep up with.

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shaman · Oct 29, 2026 · 7:52 AM UTC

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She ate with this

Pauline Hanson 🇦🇺

@PaulineHansonOz14 Oct 2016

Replying to @bawdz @australian

Kids from the bush tell me because their speeds are so bad they keep getting beaten by gamers from overseas- Unacceptable

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Brooks Otterlake · Oct 29, 2026 · 1:34 AM UTC

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Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzzOct 29

If baseball teams cooperated instead of competing, they could work together to score a virtually unlimited number of runs. And isn't that the point? To score runs?

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evamuvon · Oct 28, 2026 · 4:27 PM UTC

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evamuvon@evamuvonOct 28

started watching chiikawa in order and omg these fat fucks have done nothing but eat for the past hour of episodes

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vegas ᵕ̈ · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:43 PM UTC

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vegas ᵕ̈@naixinsuOct 28

league pro cams when they die at worlds

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294-53-6143 · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:52 AM UTC

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294-53-6143@294_53_6143Oct 29

it's tradition for the butch to be oafish and alcoholic and incompetent at her job in nuclear energy, and for the femme to be a well-meaning, grounding force with distinctive blue hair

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