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I don’t have a messiah complex.

Joined August 2012
Telly people. Please stop cutting to the crowd at the snooker while the balls, especially the white, are still rolling.
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The destruction of the police and other institutions is down to Neo Marxism and social engineering, fed in via university financed by foreign enemies playing the long game. The same thing is at play elsewhere, its in the media you consume its in the adverts you subliminally let in, its rammed down your children's throat everyday at school. White men have had too much power for too long, break their networks, destroy their traditions, alter their history, talk down their past, replace their heros. Pull down the British, push and promote everything else. We're being destroyed from within, the police is just one of the most obvious examples.
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Rick Rowe the Green Party candidate has just been out to the pub I’m in after sending the police here earlier. He threatened me and grabbed my phone. His boyfriend was here too, filming me for half the evening. What you going to do @metpoliceuk ?
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Hope they go for an early mid session interval. #snooker
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Who else was undecided which match to watch? #snooker
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A WEF audience is told that the British public will be bribed to accept Net Zero and then forced to change their behaviour and make themselves poorer. Punishments for the ‘unbelievers’ isn’t far off.
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Too much rumination #snooker
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Will Chang fluke the red into the yellow pocket? Dunno. We’ll cut away from the action and show Chang instead. Who makes these decisions? #snooker
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Eh? Tond in t puffs game #nffc
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I want some of what Jack had at the mid session interval #snooker #welshopen
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Dominic Dale. “Went to her 30th birthday many years ago… well not that many. Fingertip save there DD. #snooker #snookershootout
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Phoenix Nights collides head on with snooker #snookershootout
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28% of the benefit of lifting of two child benefit cap will flow to the 3.5% of the population with Bangladeshi & Pakistani origin; who are the lowest per head contributor to the states coffers. Approx £1430 per head v £123 per head for all other ethnicities @exRAF_Al
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This is peak male performance, the likes of which we might never see again on this earth.
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This snooker commentator is fluent in Staccato.
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Snooker doesn’t need a running commentary. Who is this bloke babbling inanities?
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Really enjoy going into Toolstation and saying “no” when they ask for your postcode. Then paying cash.
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This is the same feeling as watching videos of Iran before the revolution.
London Underground, 1970.🇬🇧
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That pub team Carlsberg ad. The greatest. Nearly 20 years old
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Haha. Gordon went from critically injured to jubilation MOTD
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