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~ 31 ~ Houston ~ Find something you love, and find a way to get paid doing it - DJ AM ~

Pearland, TX
Joined August 2012
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Whoever decided engines should shut themselves off at every red light needs a good kick in the nuts.
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Anyway I'm still gonna say "gay" & "retarded"
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Blue wave. Red wave. Who gives a shit. Stop trusting the government.
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I feel bad for people who didn’t witness this time in music. Getting ready for school with MTV, BET and VH1 was so elite.
ciara ‘oh’ ft. ludacris
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Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes
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"Holy Shit its Viper". RIP and thanks for the memories
Tom Skerritt, the Emmy-winning actor who starred in "Alien," "Top Gun," and the 1990s TV show "Picket Fences," has died. He was 93.
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RIP Viper
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The year is 2003. You just woke up at 3:30. This is probably on your TV screen.
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Thinking about you today
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The last thing you idiots need is a fucking flying car.
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The Queen of Thailand flew a fighter solo today, becoming the first and only queen in the world to pilot a fighter jet
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I love watching people coexist with and help wildlife… it’s what we’re supposed to do
Balinanın duyduğu yıllarca süren rahatsızlık 30 saniyede yok oldu.
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We put nine women in charge of a jury for two weeks and they tried to let a mom get away with strangling her kids. Then they launched a vicious smear campaign against the one black man who stood in their way. So I’m confident Obama is full of shit here.
Obama: "If you put women in charge of every government for two years... I have a strong belief that things would be better. I'm confident about that."
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Never in my life would I have looked at this ad and immediately thought about lynching. You know, because I'm not racist.
Converse apologizes for ad compared to KKK, lynching. Details: tmz.com/2026/09/18/converse-…
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More than 300 dogs helped in the aftermath of 9/11 🐕🇺🇸 They searched through the rubble for survivors, assisting first responders and providing comfort to those affected, bravely putting their lives on the line.
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ISN’T IT WEIRD HOW THE INTERNET CANNOT ELIMINATE CHILD PORNOGRAPHY, BUT CAN CENSOR CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND FACTS?
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not to be dramatic but they're taking the hobbits to isengard
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That “New driver please be patient” sticker on your car means absolutely nothing to me. You merged onto the freeway. You’re one of us now. Lock in.
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Let’s start on this ASAP 🙌🏽
In order to save our country, good men will be forced to do very bad things, to evil people. It’s getting close.
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