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Alex

@Alexjm05

Unfortunate supporter of the beautiful game ⚽

Joined December 2012
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If you think that's a penalty you are legally blind and should ever have an opinion on football
foland (fan) (@propsMCFC) profile picturefoland (fan)
@propsMCFC1h
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Fuck off Lisandro Martinez you little argie cunt #MUFC
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Landed in Prague. United are still wank. Martinez hates Carrick. Great stuff. #MUFC
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CUNHAAAAAAAAA 🏄🏼‍♀️🌊 #MUFC
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Christ Norwich are shit
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Man saw HMRC come for his taxes then quickly issued this so he doesn't lose anymore money 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jamie Carragher (@Carra23) profile pictureJamie Carragher
@Carra237h
I’d like to apologise to Aston Villa, the owners & their fans. My language this week was clumsy & wrong. I can assure Villa fans it was tongue in cheek but I can understand it’s not come across that way, so apologies. Good luck today UTV!
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Another weekend. Another airport. Feel like Carly Johnson.
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No LB, no LW and no Striker. It's October. And Chelsea away. Could be holding 4 or 5 here 🤣 #MUFC
mufcmpb (@mufcMPB) profile picturemufcmpb
@mufcMPBOct 30
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United’s travelling squad to face Chelsea: Lammens, Darlow, Heaton, Mee. Maguire, Martínez, De Ligt, Heaven, Yoro, Dalot, Mazraoui. Fernandes, Baleba, Mainoo, Mount, Santos, Tielemans. Mbeumo, Amad, Cunha, Lacey, Zirkzee. #MUFC [@StevenRailston]
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What an awful day it is.
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreport12h
United play today.
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Christ this is tragic 🤣🤣🤣
Aston Villa (@AstonVilla) profile pictureAston Villa
@AstonVilla21h
Aston Villa will initiate legal action against Jamie Carragher for his unacceptable insults about the Club and its fans. Aston Villa will not allow anyone to stop our ascension in English and European football. Nassef Sawiris, Chairman
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Don't think I've ever seen a headloss bigger than Arsenal fans losing to a league 2 side here. Fucking hell it's embarrassing #AFC
DailyAFC (@DailyAFC) profile pictureDailyAFC
@DailyAFCOct 29
The @FA has decided a scissor tackle like this from behind is okay. Act accordingly, @Arsenal
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You honestly couldn't make it up could you. There's absolutely no way this happens if the Amazon cameras aren't about 🤣🤣🤣 #MUFC
UtdDistrict (@UtdDistrict) profile pictureUtdDistrict
@UtdDistrictOct 30
🚨 | #mufc’s travelling squad got stuck in traffic on the way to Stockport station, so the Avanti train had to be delayed by 7 minutes. When they boarded, Michael Carrick was cheered by passengers, while some players were booed. [@MKeegan_Overlap]
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State of this ffs.
Football Away Days (@AwayDaysFB) profile pictureFootball Away Days
@AwayDaysFBOct 30
Forest Green have released a video of their new changing rooms, and to say they are interesting is a massive understatement... Just wait until it cuts to the changing room 😅
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You are not right in the head
Ryan (@RyanMKIV) profile pictureRyan
@RyanMKIVOct 29
I’m not joking if I’m @Arsenal I would be looking to file a defamation suit against @ftfc and @JayLynchy. He’s completely lied about our players character on national radio to make them look like someone they’re not. Thankfully Fleetwood player Adam Murphy told the truth and outed Jay as a complete and utter liar, which I’m sure will be used in court in Arsenal’s favour.
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You'd go investigate it for match fixing but your head would be taken from your shoulders before you'd stepped off the plane.
Johnny Cortes (@johnnycortes) profile pictureJohnny Cortes
@johnnycortesOct 29
This isn't a serious league man 😭.
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"what they were promised" Debt free club until they took over now weve got 1.4bil of debt, owe clubs hundreds of millions in transfers and these cunts take dividends out every season. Fuck them the fucking yank rats. #MUFC
utdreport (@utdreport) profile pictureutdreport
@utdreportOct 29
A source with a social connection to the Glazers family on #mufc: "It’s a travesty and not what they expected or were promised. They have never run the club this way." [@ianherbs]
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Going from the San Siro to the "Generali Stadium" is the ultimate games gone.
Milan Wire (@MilanWireX) profile pictureMilan Wire
@MilanWireXOct 29
🚨🔥🏟️ LEAKED: FIRST LOOK at the NEW SAN SIRO aka GENERALI STADIUM. The new 71,500-seat stadium will feature a BOWL-SHAPED, oval design with TWO TIERS, bringing supporters closer to the pitch. The stands behind the goals will have a steep 37° incline, inspired by Dortmund’s famous YELLOW WALL.
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Shut up you mong you defended a rapist for years
jafrvrr🦇 (@jafrvrr) profile picturejafrvrr🦇@jafrvrrOct 28
So the Fleetwood Town player who did that disgraceful challenge on Max Dowman has decided to go into hiding Zero accountability zero respect, shamelessness and nasty behavior to the core. His name is Harrison Neal, the coward.
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Yeah good idea that, go for another striker when the only one we have will be back fit, in the meantime let's explore a move for our rivals forward. Fucking morons #MUFC
Laurie Whitwell (@lauriewhitwell) profile pictureLaurie Whitwell
@lauriewhitwellOct 29
#MUFC exploring market for centre-forwards in January, with Dominic Calvert-Lewin under consideration. Move considered remote given rivalry between teams. Leeds believed to be looking at securing new contract for star striker. w/ @BerenCross ⬇️ nytimes.com/athletic/7735103…
Manchester United exploring January striker move, considering Leeds’ Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Manchester United exploring January striker move, considering Leeds’ Dominic Calvert-Lewin

The chances of a transfer are thought to be remote with Leeds United expected to be fiercely protective of their star striker.

nytimes.com
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This country is fucking hilarious.
Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) profile picturePolitics UK
@PolitlcsUKOct 29
🚨 NEW: People with ADHD can now get a third off train tickets under Government changes to the disabled railcard to include people with neurodivergence
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