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in a toxic relationship with this bird app.

Joined March 2021
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I understand them like mad. Are you okay? Hosting a party ke? That co-worker is a hero in my books. Kai
I once had bedbug infestation at my former apartment. Nothing too much, just one here and there and I was worried it would multiple quickly I confided in a coworker about it. Oddly enough, everything she told me to do worked well. The following weekend was my birthday and I told everyone during staff briefing that I'd like to host them for a parlor party. No one showed up from work. Not a single person! Not even the few ones I assumed were friends. Just excuses here and there which I understood The Monday after my birthday, our boss apologized for not showing up at my party and it was because someone had hinted her about the bedbug issues. Apparently, the lady I confided in had told everyone that I had bedbugs in my house and it was so much that their homes too might get infested if they attended my party. The knowledge of people whispering behind me about it hunted me for weeks! It wasn’t something much but she made a big deal out of it so much that they avoided me at work. Omo, I learnt a very hard and painful lesson that time.
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Salazar Slytherin retweeted
Sorry but I am behind them, please. Bedbug ke?😭 You won't see me too.
I once had bedbug infestation at my former apartment. Nothing too much, just one here and there and I was worried it would multiple quickly I confided in a coworker about it. Oddly enough, everything she told me to do worked well. The following weekend was my birthday and I told everyone during staff briefing that I'd like to host them for a parlor party. No one showed up from work. Not a single person! Not even the few ones I assumed were friends. Just excuses here and there which I understood The Monday after my birthday, our boss apologized for not showing up at my party and it was because someone had hinted her about the bedbug issues. Apparently, the lady I confided in had told everyone that I had bedbugs in my house and it was so much that their homes too might get infested if they attended my party. The knowledge of people whispering behind me about it hunted me for weeks! It wasn’t something much but she made a big deal out of it so much that they avoided me at work. Omo, I learnt a very hard and painful lesson that time.
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Who’s the guy making a fool of himself on tik tok?
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I totally disagree with this argument. Corruption undermines everything! Almost every major problem we have in Nigeria is either caused or made significantly worse by corruption. If we ask you how to build $800 billion economy, the answer would probably be to increase the productivity of our citizens. How do we do that? By investing in quality education and building a skilled workforce. But how do we achieve that when corrupt politicians and public servants are busy stealing the money meant for our schools, with little or no consequences? You'd probably also say we need to generate more electricity. But just recently, the president had to order the clearance of grid infrastructure materials that had been stuck at the ports for 20 fucking years. Why??? There's no amount of patriotism, vision or passion that can make up for the billions stolen, misappropriated and wasted by the very people entrusted with managing our resources. We cannot keep talking about improving productivity, education, healthcare, infrastructure and economic growth without confronting the corruption that continuously undermines our ability to achieve any of them.
Yup, Whilst corruption is a problem, it is not even top 5 of Nigeria's problems, any leadership in Nigeria that makes corruption a central issue for its campaign or rule will just chase shadows and waste everyone's time. Nigeria's central problem is a revenue problem, the country is just too poor for the kind of life we aspire for. Our net budget is barely $40B, which is wholly inadequate and unacceptable for a nation of 240 million people. Nigeria needs a leadership that can grow the pie, to have a semblance of stability, we need a GDP of at least $800B, and a Tax:gdp of 15%, that will put government annual revenue from just taxation at at least $100B, we've wasted decades chasing shadows and spending what ought to be our seeds on ineffectual subsidies that only bred corruption.
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I have turning for like two hours now. Sleep wai yane. Fuck Tinubu mehn
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We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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According to Haley, everything is fine in Gaza, the IDF is the most moral army in the world and Israel is America's closest ally, so nothing bad would happen to her
Abdul El-Sayed’s campaign wants to send Haley Stevens “to Gaza” after she endorsed Mike Rogers, according to a screenshot of the campaign’s Slack obtained by The Midwesterner:
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Arsenal legend at No15
🧐 Corría el año 2001 y la revista FourFourTwo consideraba a estos 100 futbolistas como los mejores talentos jóvenes del mundo. ¿Qué tal?
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Allah Ya jaddada rahamanShi gareta, Ya sadamu a aljannah baki ɗaya. Wallahi duk wanda ya rasa mahaifiya, yayi babban rashi a rayuwa; duk wani daɗin duniya ya ƙare mishi — Allah Ya bamu ikon dangana da juriyan rashinsu kafin mu taddasu 🤲🏻
Every weekend I visited my parents, Mama will always empty my pockets of every penny I have, sometimes I try to sneak out but she was always alert. The first weekend I visited home after she passed, I walked out with everything intact in my pockets, I cried. Allah jikan Mama.
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Shikagoo… Beautiful Shikagoo. 💀🙂
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Emi Martinez for what? Is it for Eba?
🚨 OFFICIAL: The 26-men shortlist for the FIFPRO Men’s World 11, voted by 19,806 footballers in 73 countries. 🇧🇪 Thibaut Courtois 🇦🇷 Emiliano Martínez 🇪🇸 David Raya 🇪🇸 Pau Cubarsí 🇪🇸 Marc Cucurella 🇳🇱 Virgil van Dijk 🇧🇷 Gabriel Magalhães 🇲🇦 Achraf Hakimi 🇵🇹 Nuno Mendes 🇫🇷 William Saliba 🇫🇷 Dayot Upamecano 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Jude Bellingham 🇵🇹 Bruno Fernandes 🇦🇷 Enzo Fernández 🇪🇸 Pedri 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Declan Rice 🇪🇸 Rodri 🇵🇹 Vitinha 🇳🇴 Erling Haaland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane 🇬🇪 Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 🇫🇷 Kylian Mbappé 🇦🇷 Lionel Messi 🇫🇷 Michael Olise 🇵🇹 Cristiano Ronaldo 🇪🇸 Lamine Yamal
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Still funny that there are Nigerian MAGA. not even living in the USA but in Tinubu’s Nigeria 😂😂😭😭😭
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Kaine likitan fa
Hypothetically speaking, if I swallow a mosquito, can I be infected with the disease(s) the mosquito is carrying in her blood? I need answers fast, please.
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Thank you so much for this reminder. Wallahi it means a lot to me.
Su Abu Lahab Ma sun shiga ɗakin Ka'abah, kuma bai hana su zama ƴan wuta ba.
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Insane way to end a sentence
Charlie Villanueva says a white player has never been the best player in the NBA. “When was the last time a white player was single-handedly the best player? I love white people. My first nut was with a white girl, so why would I be racist? I’m not racist.” (Via @ToTheBaha / h/t @NBA__Courtside )
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Charlie Villanueva did not say a white player has never been the best in the NBA or make the quoted remarks. On the To The Baha podcast, he said he did not think a white dude could be the face of the league because "it's a Black league right?" talkbasket.net/225725-charlie… essentiallysports.com/nba-legends-ba…
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incredible sequence of words
My homegirl attended a Habibiween party last night dressed in her cheetah costume (shoutout Vela!), locked eyes with this silver-chain akh dressed up as a prisoner, and in that moment, she knew she had met her naseeb. I’m so happy for them 🥹🥹
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Imagine thinking you can identify the far left when you can't even dribble that direction
sadly, this is where we're at. a vote for the republican party isn't necessarily a vote for trump. some people vote for conservative values because they don't agree with the direction of the far left. reducing every voter to one man only feeds the division.
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Can’t even chat to him on xA
🤯 Declan Rice has provided the MOST assists in the Premier League this season (5). They have all come from open play.
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Go dey discuss policy when Northern votes can easily be captured with one Umrah trip. A country set up to never make it.
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