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@AmazonSenna
Joined July 2009
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@_NTFG_6 Mar 2016
"I can't keep a secret" is my go to when I don't want to hear your stupid whiney bullshit.
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You know when people hug you for just a bit too long and it's really awkward? Lick their earlobe and whisper"Take me now!" Works for me.
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A blowjob a day keeps the "YOU SPENT HOW MUCH?!" away.
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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone.
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K@UghShh13 Jan 2016
I may have misunderstood your emojis
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A teenage girl is really nothing more than Satan with an iPhone
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Adulting is just an elaborate way of describing how 90% of your day is avoiding answering your phone and not getting caught taking selfies.
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It's a foolish man who is mean to his woman but still trusts her cooking.
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When he starts taking more selfies than you, it's time to turn his man card into a mangina card.
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I want to congratulate Kris Jenner on the birth of her new client.
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Apparently, asking a crying friend that's just been dumped if she "Would like some cheese with that whine" is not considered motivational.
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*Changes avi to hidden face* *Trolls people about their appearance* Am I doing Twitter right?
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Tony@tsm56023 Nov 2015
Try imagining just how many people are busy not giving a shit about you. It's daunting, right?
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I was going to delete my account, but I decided to make you hate me first.
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In 2016, the hit show The Deadliest Catch will be about STD's.
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Aliens are watching us on Twitter and are like "Um... Nope".
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If you spend all your time wishing the person you love would change. You are with the wrong person..
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Me - single as hell
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I delete my whole password when I type one letter wrong.
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If you don't have half a brain, please refrain from DMing me, *points to my DMs* that's a no stupidity zone.
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