Emmy-winning rock show enthusiast. 2026 NBA Champion 🧡💙

New York, New York
Joined October 2009
Two other Jalens had to be helped off the court tonight. Could be a lot worse. 2026-27 will require patience and perspective. Embrace this early test.
The defending champion New York Knicks are 0-3. React accordingly.
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Skinny KAT’s been focused and good. That’s something.
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Four months after being on the floor when the Knicks won their first title in 53 years. NBA has never been more densely talented.
2026 NBA champion Jeremy Sochan is selected No. 1 overall by the @texaslegends in the 2026 NBA G League Draft! 👏 Follow our LIVE G League Draft Board: gleague.nba.com/2026-nba-g-l…
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Winning a title means you never have to sweat an October loss for the rest of your days. Take advantage of this liberating blessing!
Listen, I know how bad they’ve looked & how frustrating losing is… but I can’t emphasize enough how very unbothered by this start I am lol They’ll figure it out. That’s what champions do.
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"The Knicks won a title four months ago but probably won't win another one" isn't really landing as a burn, I gotta say!
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Highlight of a spirited McBride showing. He and KAT kept this competitive. Hard to overcome Tatum's shotmaking, questionable officiating, and Mikal's enduring hangover. Even harder to get too high or low right now. Perk of being a champion. Unsurprised by the 0-2 start.
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An idea on analyzing this particular defending champion that I’ve been thinking about a ton:
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I would rather lose my mind after a 29-point comeback in June than October.
I would rather have Maxey than Brunson.
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Fare thee well, resilient champion. Helpful minutes during last season's dog days. Really enjoyed his endearing "big bro" relationship with Hart.
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The Chris Mihm Effect
"Walker Kessler is the best big man in the NBA." @SHAQ has high praise for the Lakers' new center after his season debut 🙌
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"Mystery Actor"
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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Prematurely buried. Back where he belongs.
Every bucket from Dame's masterclass tonight ⌚️
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Luka's a singular sorcerer and I still can't believe Jalen closed out a Finals first
LUKA MAGIC ✨ Beyond half-court at the buzzer to extend the Lakers' lead against the Warriors 🍿
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Andrew Bank retweeted
I didn’t know Fat Joe said “God loves the Knicks and God loves Wu-Tang” after Game 4…I’ve been saying this since it happened, Wu-Tang performing at halftime saved the Knicks!!! #KnicksIn5 The Effect: Knicks in ’26 youtu.be/3lfJeWx4v98?is=ynJo… via @YouTube
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Jason Woliner's criminally overlooked PAUL T. GOLDMAN feels like YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING's closest spiritual companion. Still my favorite Peacock original. *Highly* recommend.
Listen to Nathan Fielder and watch PAUL T. GOLDMAN before we learn more about how this miraculously got made
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BORAT SUBSEQUENT MOVIEFILM: DELIVERY OF PRODIGIOUS BRIBE TO AMERICAN REGIME FOR MAKE BENEFIT ONCE GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN erasure
I can't think of anything that feels less "where audiences are right now" than Sacha Baron Cohen reviving the character of Ali G
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It sucks that in LeBron James’ most memorable highlight he is wearing a short sleeves tee shirt.
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Raise your hand if DIGGER and/or YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING unexpectedly (and perhaps unfairly) made you think less of THE ODYSSEY
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First sloppy loss after winning it all. Hard to feel anything other than pure pride and gratitude.
Leon Rose’s dad Zev as his son receives his ring 📸 @broookeleah
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Drummond's a significantly stronger fit in moderation. While limited lift is no surprise, his legs looked way heavier in the second half. Even if KAT can avoid early fouls, short Wiseman stints will soon become essential. xitter.cf/NBAPerformances/status…
Andre Drummond gave the Knicks a strong presence inside against Philadelphia. 12 PTS, 14 REB, 4 AST, 1 STL, 2 BLK, 0 TO An impressive double double in his first regular season game with New York.
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Only time I got worked up during last night's action. LeBron isn't going to reform Embiid. His comparably insufferable theatrics will only enable 'em more. xitter.cf/NBA_NewYork/status/211…
LeBron shoves Shamet Embiid cheap shots Shamet Shamet responds
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