👉 @HowToBeADad. Humorist. Designer. Beard owner. Originator of #bananaforscale https://teapawt.net/t.co/4KzPfLbqb8
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1000 Dad Jokes launch today! I’m passing the torch to my son
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"“Why are fish easy to weigh?”
“Because they have their own scales.”
@HowToBeADad presents Dad jokes: Hall of Shame. Available now! Order here: amzn.to/3agVok9
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Boomers: People are too sensitive and need to toughen up
Millennials: People need to care more and help each other out
Gen X: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
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Raise your hand if your #ElfOnTheShelf has overstayed his welcome:🙋 @DraggingFeeties @Mangonemamma @AndyHerald care.com/c/stories/16556/par… #parenthood #holidayseason
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My five year old has suggested firing all the world's spiders into the sun for safety reasons.
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The funniest tweets from dads this week, including @Cheeseboy22, @MrGirlDad, @fivefifths, @HowToBeADad and more: huffp.st/E1Z4KFr
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Today I’m honoring Batman’s 80th and his true creator, Bill Finger. My respect and thanks to Marc Tyler Nobleman @MarcTNobleman for his passionate years spent uncovering the truth and crusading for the recognition of Batman’s actual uncredited creator.
#batman #billfinger
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At what age do humans become lying sacks of shit? Is it two? It feels like it’s two.
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Being a parent means that sometimes you don’t find the missing shoe until they’ve already outgrown it.
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It's the 1st day of March Break here in Ottawa, but that doesn't mean we don't still need to laugh! Here are the funniest parenting tweets from the last week, as decided by a panel of...nah, it was just me! canadiandad.com/funniest-par…
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It's everyone's favorite time of the week!! No, it is not free ice cream day, but we do have our Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week loaded and ready to go! Enjoy and Happy Monday!! lifeofdad.com/funniest-paren…
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*Trying to get my 3 year-old dressed*
Him: NO! I CAN DO IT!!
Me: Okay, here's your shirt.
Him:
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You know how when you were a kid playing a game with your sibling and you were terrible so you'd say, "Okay, I'm going to start playing FOR REAL now," and you'd give it your all but you still sucked? That's how dieting has been going for me lately.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, our picks for funniest parenting tweets of the week are in! We hope you're having a great Monday so far! lifeofdad.com/funniest-paren…
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In case you missed it, here are our picks for funniest parenting tweets of the last week! We hope they sprinkle some chuckles into your day! lifeofdad.com/funniest-paren…
