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Andy Carpenter

@AndyLCarpenter

Dad/Husband/Golfer. As I age, I am learning I am not really good at any of those........Opinions expressed here are mine, and they are terrible.

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Joined March 2009
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everyone. is worried. about my eyes. when the moon sun thing. happens. but my whole day. is booked. staring at the skittle. under the fridge
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I'd like to propose the American flag. That might be a good one. teapawt.net/the_suburbanist/status…
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Dave Itzkoff@ditzkoff18 Aug 2017
the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced teapawt.net/TheAVClub/status/89836…
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@TheAVClub18 Aug 2017
Chuck E. Cheese is phasing out its animatronic bands trib.al/cMaNVek
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Slavery. Slavery was worse. teapawt.net/coreystewartva/status/… – at Washington, DC
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One thing about America is how we let people slide with historical inaccuracy but you better have a vest on if you use "Good" over "Well"
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Vanilla ISIS. – at Farnborough, South East
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Lol in what? teapawt.net/ochocinco/status/89726…
Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) profile pictureChad Johnson
@ochocinco15 Aug 2017
Want to play @russwest44 1 on 1 tomorrow
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Timothy Burke@bubbaprog14 Aug 2017
Harrison once beat up his girlfriend, smashed down a door, and broke her cell phone to prevent her from calling the cops teapawt.net/Jeremy_Roenick/status/…
Jeremy Roenick (@Jeremy_Roenick) profile pictureJeremy Roenick@Jeremy_Roenick14 Aug 2017
Now this is a man I want on my team! Too bad bad we have to sit around and watch disrespectful athletes sit on coolers!! Disgraceful! 👎👎
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Alan Shipnuck
@AlanShipnuck14 Aug 2017
In Golf Mag I have some unkind words about @shaunmicheelpga. At the PGA he got in my face. Was good for both of us: golf.com/knockdown/2017/08/1…
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Skratch
@Skratch13 Aug 2017
HE DID IT!!!!! 🏆
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Ben Crane@bencranegolf13 Aug 2017
And there it is teapawt.net/bencranegolf/status/89…
Ben Crane (@bencranegolf) profile pictureBen Crane@bencranegolf13 Aug 2017
If there were a way to bet on a "Jordan Spieth's good friend" mention from CBS in these closing holes we could bankrupt Vegas.
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Run the dang ball, @JustinThomas34!
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CJ Fogler 🫡@cjzero13 Aug 2017
Zoom... enhance
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DP World Tour
@DPWorldTour13 Aug 2017
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Sally Yates
@SallyQYates13 Aug 2017
The poison spewed by Nazis, white supremacists, and the KKK is not who we are as a country. Takes less than 140 characters to say it.
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This guy is has a case of early onset Trumpmouth.
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Jeet Heer
@HeerJeet12 Aug 2017
The next president will have the lowest bars ever to clear. POTUS: "Nazis are bad." EVERYONE: "So presidential!"
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Love is louder. Even if hate has a bullhorn, love is louder. Time to be loud, people. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love. Love.
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Matt Adair@mattadair12 Aug 2017
"On many sides" So close...
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Ethan Booker@Ethan_Booker12 Aug 2017
me after precisely one beer
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