Dad/Husband/Golfer. As I age, I am learning I am not really good at any of those........Opinions expressed here are mine, and they are terrible.
B'ham
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Andy Carpenter retweeted
everyone. is worried. about my eyes. when the moon sun thing. happens. but my whole day. is booked. staring at the skittle. under the fridge
I'm pretty sure I was just sitting at a stop light beside 1994 Lorrie Morgan. I thought she'd have been driving a nicer car.
So, so dangerous. teapawt.net/aaronsuttles/status/89…
Hey guys, you're making it a little too easy. teapawt.net/jwkerry/status/8989519…
Andy Carpenter retweeted
I'd like to propose the American flag. That might be a good one. teapawt.net/the_suburbanist/status…
Glad I'm an admin now & not teaching history. I loved it, but there's no way all the statues I'd need to teach it well could fit in my room
Not of if President Trump and Sec. DeVoss can find a way to stop it. teapawt.net/mcnees/status/89889364…
The eclipse will inspire thousands of kids to pursue science. Their long-term contributions to the economy will make this look like peanuts. teapawt.net/NBCNews/status/8987488…
Should we now be a little worried about Zuul, the Gatekeeper, and the Keymaster? teapawt.net/weatherremarks/status/…
#Lightning strikes #OneWorldTradeCenter Taken by friend Kristen @ABC7NY @JeffSmithABC7 @ReedTimmerAccu @JimCantore @StormHour @Ginger_Zee
I can't be the only one who thinks this Bannon thing is a bit too orchestrated. Super media savvy SR official calls reporter out of blue?
Andy Carpenter retweeted
the beauty that is being taken out of our cities, towns and parks will be greatly missed and never able to be comparably replaced teapawt.net/TheAVClub/status/89836…
Goodness it's a great night. Out on the porch listing to @NRateliff and ignoring the rest of the world. Wishing @jamyec were here tho.
Andy Carpenter retweeted
Slavery.
Slavery was worse. teapawt.net/coreystewartva/status/… – at Washington, DC
And I am more thankful for that than you could ever imagine. teapawt.net/mcjesse/status/8979298…
Based on his receipt it appears he was charged 2.19 for JBC (Just Bitten Chicken). Not sure the what problem is here. teapawt.net/charminggrump/status/8…
Pic the guy in Boston was taking when he got hit in the stones by the ceremonial first pitch at Fenway. teapawt.net/tonycapobianco/status/…
I've watched this 5x and laugh like I'm 12 every time. teapawt.net/jared_carrabis/status/…
Got called a"libtard" today on Facebook. Between that and nearly dying over a skittle in the 8th grade hall, it's been a really weird day.
So @jamyec just met Phil Fulmore at a convention where she's attending and he's speaking. He looks 10-15 yrs younger than when he coached.