Chasing sunrises and sunsets is a much better idea than chasing validation and opinions of people who should've been swallowed.

Found my next phone. Fuck all the apps.

Dreaming that I had a lump on the back of my head that turned out to be an ingrown hair that when I pulled it out came out like a white thread that looked like a chain. And then dreaming about having to find a certain ant but I found the wrong ones that bit you and hurt. 😳

The way I think I look today is so much better than the way I actually look.

Today I am going to shower, watch crystal lake, eat and nothing else.

Live. Laugh. Toaster bath.

The cockwomble of the day award goes to this numpty🎉🎉 You sure showed me, nearly hurt my feelings and everything! 🙄😂😂😂 2/10

Ok, no more for you tab for a bit 😳

Guys!!! Who else didn’t know that they can just go back to sleep after they wake up because it was news to me 😳 Someone salty because I didn’t follow them back?? 😂😂😂

It’s been a busy 4 days with lots of people, I’m cranky and the husband is annoying me. Roll on tomorrow.

Is it really a storm if it lasts 3 days or is it just bad weather like we used to have before we had to label and name everything?

Who didn’t get the extra hour because your stupid body clock woke you up at half 6 instead of half 7?

So sick of hearing this wind now 🙄

Don’t forget to put your clocks back an hour tonight UK