@RunOldMan

Disabled Army Veteran, Bills Mafia, Mental Health Matters, Laughter is the best medicine 🇺🇸🇵🇷 Boricua NO MAGA https://xitter.cf/t.co/LpPIFl6lcu…

 Northern Virginia
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Joined January 2014
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Lady was pissy when I insisted on walking with her to the parking lot, but it was raining and she had an umbrella.
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Eye see you. 😘
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Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio22h
Don’t take it for granted if the sound of airplanes overhead is not alarming
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Be kind, they said. I am, I'm just doing it from very far away.
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Uncle Bob 🍩@UncleBob5611h
Monday already? Sacre bleu!
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krista
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I’m never more optimistic than when I don’t order fries because I think my husband will share his with me.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 5
Sometimes happiness finds you when you least expect it. - me, enjoying my coffee in silence.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 6
Some people make it so easy to talk to about anything.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 7
Live, laugh, feed her mozzarella cheese sticks.
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Jen@SleepEatScreamOct 8
Every day is a new opportunity to get your shit together. - goes back to bed.
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Jen@SleepEatScream12h
First date idea: Discuss our attachment styles over a plate of mozzarella cheese sticks.
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Lea@ApparentLeaNotOct 25
The cockwomble of the day award goes to this numpty🎉🎉 You sure showed me, nearly hurt my feelings and everything! 🙄😂😂😂 2/10
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Víkrám
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Some people are exhausting even in retrospect.
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wish you were here… - points at my pussy
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Aaron Scott@Aaronscott2273Oct 25
I wish I could make 44 million a year to suck at my job
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astr0z0mbreez@astr0z0mbreez13h
By law you have to tell us if you’re AI
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred11h
Hate sexualized Halloween. Why do I wanna fuck the concept of inequality
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew12h
you’re gonna love it when i bust in your mouth - mozzarella sticks
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“all you talk about is squirrels” so?
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Monday Morning Skies 🩵💛🧡
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Dreamer@ElgatoEsmio21h
Are you using body odor as a form of self defense???
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