@MonkeysMarch

Everything is funny to me 😁😂🤣 🇺🇲🇵🇷

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Joined August 2012
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I'm a social vegan, I don't like meet.
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Kathleen@sweatsntopknots3h
Focusing doesn’t seem to be on my agenda today. I blame the full moon + mercury retrograde.
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Functionally Feral@FeralFerrell14h
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Michael@michaelo20167h
Stop hating on Mondays. Be a professional and hate the whole work week.
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Nutella@NutttyV10h
The day we started talking, I’m pretty sure God looked down and said "About time."
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AK47@NoFilterAnjali6h
I think my greatest achievement has been to provide a safe , happy childhood for my children and the freedom to step into an adulthood to pursue their own dreams and goals.
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Mr.Carter@dexteristwisted2h
My cat does this amazing thing where she just exists.. and it makes my life a whole lot better
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@dadopotamus17h
“can you believe all of the war and corruption going on?!” yeah, the past 75 years has been crazy.
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Jason Goes to Hell@benedictsred19h
Any time I think I’ve reached the end of my rope I remember there are people out there paying money to continue playing candy crush
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Reese
@Reeseforsure19h
A large bumblebee just flew by and it felt like he was saying hi
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@Nickynbr12h
The moon offers clarity. 🌙 ✨
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Henry 3000
@Henry_30003h
It was 2:00 am at the bar when he whipped out his 10" slide rule in a desperate attempt to get some nerd action. "Honey, I do trig for kicks."
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AK47@NoFilterAnjali9h
Workplace hurts 😂
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ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ
@iGreenGod11h
“Does it contain apples?” “No.” “What about pine?” “No.” “Great. Let’s call it pineapple.”
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DaddyJew@DaddyJew6h
you’re gonna love it when i bust in your mouth - mozzarella sticks
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꓄ꀘ@RareSoulMammaai19h
~...When WE Stop 'Putting Pressure On Our Lives To Be Perfect 🍂 WE Open The Door —TO Actually Letting Them Be Human Messy ..& Filled With Potential 🍂 Perfection Is A Static Rigid Wall —BUT Possibility Is An Open ROAD 🍂🍁 EVERYTHING BECOMING POSSIBLE...~ #MONDAYMOTIVATION
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Mike Miller@popartcartoonz2h
I am exactly like Reacher in that I too wear t-shirts most of the time and have no friends.
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Benny Boop💋@Bernadette101978h
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LikingPanda@likingpandaOct 24
Bao Yuan and Derui enjoying the first snow in 2026! ❄️☃️ #baoyuan #derui 📹水上乐园
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AK47@NoFilterAnjali5h
So cute 😍❤️
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David 🎃@DBStoner1h
I have some awesome tweets in my drafts. But I'm saving those for Xmas. So today you get this.
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Claire Behind The Hair@urmumsausername18h
Imagine wasting your time explaining yourself and arguing with a stranger on the Twitter. Absolutely ridiculous.
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