@Applecookedgod

Team Lead, Sandwich Cookie Operations @Nabisco Philosophical Genius he/him

 Nebraska
Joined December 2010
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Loose meat???? It's called a TAVERN
Terrible Maps
@TerribleMapsOct 26
The signature sandwich of each state
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I don't think you deserve the right to vote if this is the kind of problem you have
Mark Walker
@RepMarkWalkerOct 26
Clinging to my guns and religion at the Greensboro Cheesecake Factory tonight.
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Chillface²@ch1llface42m
Murcury is in Powerade
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kira.
@kirayhf5h
made a zeta gundam reference with my car and a bicyclist today
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Investigate the cock caulk merger
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steven monacelli@stevanzetti8h
The Cheesecake Factory isn't the epitome of the average American voter's taste because you can't even bring a gun inside
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Briskitty (Punished Arc)@BriskittyBackup14h
I should not be forced to participate in conservatives’ delusional belief that they shouldn’t be put in the Torment Nexus.
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"I spent 8 years furthering a right wing idea of sex and womanhood and now the movement is full of right wingers"
Dr. Jane Clare Jones@janeclarejonesOct 26
The movement I spend 8 years of my life helping to buid got captured by the far right. And I'm not bitter, I'm pissed off. And calling pissed off women 'bitter' is misogyny.
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You built a right wing movement, dumbass
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trout mask (original)@BranPuffinOct 25
Deploying Ben Shapiro’s wife to the southwest to soak up all that moisture like a dri-z-air dehumidifier
Steven Bak
@RealStevenBakOct 24
I spend wayyy to much time looking at the Future Flood Map.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is psychic Gordon-Michael Scallion's 1996 "Future Map of North America," drawn from "visions" he said he had from 1979 onward. It is not a scientific flood projection. Its predicted seismic shifts that would drown much of North America were among the visions he got wrong. bigthinkmedia.substack.com/p/americas-pos…
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CheeseGX@CheeseGX_Oct 25
People who say Tomino writes unrealistic characters who overact have never worked retail in a major metropolitan area
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Made the worst pork cutlets tonight (they're beef)
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Meera is pro pedophile
Meera 🕉️🇺🇸
@MeeraNaam90Oct 22
The democrats are "outraged" because they know it's effective. When your own mother calls you a liar, that's a powerful message to the voters. When your own daughter called the cops on you because you're mentally unstable violent individual, then you're not fit for office @amyactonoh
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Potatofex Solanum Tuberosum II@applecookedbackOct 24
AOC telling Gaines she should have swam faster did so much damage Gaines came back to cry about it again a year later
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Oct 23
Ah yes. The epitome of a girl's girl is a girl who attacks another girl for defending girls. AOC is a men's rights activist. She wants men to take women's rights away under the guise of 'inclusion'
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🦧@owldorkOct 23
there’s sulemio everyone for those with the eyes to see
THINKWORLD🌘
@immaqgn7Oct 23
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjOct 22
Oh shit did James Talarico also beat you at swimming
Riley Gaines
@Riley_Gaines_Oct 22
Creep.
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Matt Lieb??@mattliebOct 23
Probably the wrong time to tell you but I’ve been having an affair with Ethan Klein.
Francesca Fiorentini@franifioOct 23
TLDR: Ethan Klein is a podcast host and vengeful Zionist who's bullied, sic'ed his fans on, gotten fired, and sued smaller streamers and creators over their political beliefs for going on three years, including many former of his friends and also --oh yea--my husband @mattlieb
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🏴based opossum🏴🚬@CrustPunk161Oct 23
Replying to @disorderlyswine
This is the future the left wants 🤬
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How did my alt account's discover tab end up on the Yuri discussion side of twitter
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I am deeply fascinated by the modern right's insistence that "the elite" is a category that does not actually include the ultra wealthy who dominate society and dictate many of its laws, and is instead made up of socialist teachers, anti-genocide protestors, and "woke" baristas.
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