Brooklyn born. Atlanta raised. I write occasionally. I talk shit a lot. USA Today bestselling author of ONCE UPON A TIME IN DOLLYWOOD. Available everywhere now.
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I hope the fourth is Theo James. He should be the only one on the list, tbh.
At least four test offers for the role to play James Bond have been given out and while unconfirmed, insiders tell Deadline that three of the four actors expected to test are Jack Lowden, Callum Turner and Josh O’Connor.
More details on the search and final auditions for the new 007 in Deadline's The Dish here: deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
Ashley Jordan retweeted
What do you mean the useless Hawks team will not move their game for the Dream to host finals in State Farm???
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“Fucking the text man for texts”, “Young hoes cook everything on high”, “Omg you people can’t do anything” and “We’ve extensively talked about this, you’re just 21” are the four greatest tweets ever made.
The philosophical impact cannot be understated. Socratic level thinking
Her “situation” being her husband is a billionaire? I need everyone to talk less, but especially rich people. Nobody needed to know this.
I’ve had Taylor Swift’s name muted for like 5 years now, so I do not understand how she’s suddenly all over my timeline. However, the tweets are not on her side, so… it’s still in the spirit of my mute, I suppose.
Ashley Jordan retweeted
Writing is fun. You endure hours of excruciating pain and self-doubt. But in the end, you’ve created something. And then you get to hate that thing.
I don’t know a single millennial that would prefer a call, so I assume you’re either confusing them with Gen X, or some of you are so illiterate you force them to pick up the phone.
This is a stunning display of self victimization. In the span of a week, I went from having no opinion on Ed Sheeran at all to being completely disgusted by him.
#EdSheeran tears up at his first show amid the controversy surrounding Macklemore’s removal, thanking fans for their support: “I will never stop doing this.”
Ashley Jordan retweeted
Honestly as long as you don’t need gas or groceries things really aren't that bad.
So they’re gonna put that garbage they call food in old packaging and think we’ll buy it? Nobody was asking for yellow cups back. We want the taste and quality of yellow Wendy’s.
Wendy’s is bringing back its iconic yellow packaging following customer demand.
(usatoday.com/story/money/foo…)
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“aid in the region” is very international wording. netanyahu about to get a direct deposit
Robert Kraft announces he and Ed Sheeran are donating $2 million each to “aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis” following Macklemore’s donation to Palestinians:
“Earlier today, before Macklemore challenged me to match his donation, Ed called me and asked me to commit $2 million to match his donation to aid in the region to fight this humanitarian crisis. Ed now plans to reach out to other venue owners and our goal is to continue to work together to build bridges.”
