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My names is Alex Humphries and am proud of the family name. I enjoy life and I enjoy people. Only have twitter for following, not much posting will happen.

Exmouth, England
Joined December 2012
🚨💥🚨 SCOOP ! ❗️THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN EXPLAINS THE REAL REASON FOR THE WAR AGAINST IRAN ! TRANSLATION : 👀 ⚡️"The war with Iran isn’t what you think. Iran isn’t an insolvent pariah state. Iran is the primary source of uncovered liquidity for the shadow banking system. London is the hub; Tehran is the offshore battery. The IRGC’s (IRGC) energy credits aren’t sold—they’re traded for vostro credits in mid-sized Omani banks. These credits are bundled into synthetic bonds backed by collateral. They hit London’s repo desks as high-quality collateral to secure short-term loans. Without this 24/7 influx of energy-backed ‘dark’ paper, the City of London’s leverage ratios would collapse. The 2026 war against Iran rests on two factions of the global elite clashing. Their fight has moved from boardrooms to kinetic events, which we can also see in other seemingly unrelated ‘accidents,’ in the form of private transport crashes and security breaches among world leaders. Faction A: The old money central bankers, they aim to keep the Iran loop open at all costs. They know the Western debt-to-GDP ratio is terminal. They use parallel trade to suppress domestic inflation and keep the repo market from seizing up. For them, a nuclear deal is just a legal patch to keep the ‘detergent’ flowing. Faction B: The Silicon Valley neo-feudalists, they aim for kinetic escalation and regime change. They want to force a global default and a ‘Great Reset’ to shift everyone onto a fully traced CBDC ledger. They’re attacking the Iran loop because it’s untraced and gives old money a way to survive without their tech. There’s no blockade—it’s a monopoly. Sanctions aren’t walls; they’re tolls. They create a compliance tax that ensures only the top 5 banks can handle the volume.Seizing Iran’s central bank is first and foremost about wiping out the last off-network gold reserves. If the Iran loop breaks, London will face a 30% liquidity haircut in under 48 hours, visible through a shift in the gold-to-oil ratio. Escalation will likely involve cutting undersea cables.The system is cannibalizing its own infrastructure to stay alive."
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Watch Starship's thirteenth flight test teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1MKgNNXAZ…
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Chuck Schumer and Elizabeth Warren posted identical videos—word for word—right before Trump’s speech.
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Hi @standupmaths, how many points for a photo of you not caring? I'd love a photo of you not caring. Loving the book! Alex
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10,000 retweets and ill buy 1M of $BTC right now at the top for shits and giggles.
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Crazy they'd stop education for this. In my opinion that's a huge compromise when other "venues" are available to use
This is what happens when you run out of hotel rooms. Soon, cities will run out of schools to vacate. Then they will come for your homes.
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Why are they hiding these centers?
Illegal migrants are welcomed. USA citizens are not. One of many welcome centers in NY that your tax dollars are financing. Thanks for the footage @InfoUncensored 🇺🇸 teapawt.net/InfoUncensored/status/…
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We covered @taylorswift13's 'Anti-Hero' for @triplej's Like A Version feature. Watch below 🔥youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiRjjT…
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Look at the difference between a F1 drivers helmet and a MotoGP riders helmet.
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