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My names is Alex Humphries and am proud of the family name. I enjoy life and I enjoy people. Only have twitter for following, not much posting will happen.

Exmouth, England
Joined December 2012
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🚨💥🚨 SCOOP ! ❗️THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN EXPLAINS THE REAL REASON FOR THE WAR AGAINST IRAN ! TRANSLATION : 👀 ⚡️"The war with Iran isn’t what you think. Iran isn’t an insolvent pariah state. Iran is the primary source of uncovered liquidity for the shadow banking system. London is the hub; Tehran is the offshore battery. The IRGC’s (IRGC) energy credits aren’t sold—they’re traded for vostro credits in mid-sized Omani banks. These credits are bundled into synthetic bonds backed by collateral. They hit London’s repo desks as high-quality collateral to secure short-term loans. Without this 24/7 influx of energy-backed ‘dark’ paper, the City of London’s leverage ratios would collapse. The 2026 war against Iran rests on two factions of the global elite clashing. Their fight has moved from boardrooms to kinetic events, which we can also see in other seemingly unrelated ‘accidents,’ in the form of private transport crashes and security breaches among world leaders. Faction A: The old money central bankers, they aim to keep the Iran loop open at all costs. They know the Western debt-to-GDP ratio is terminal. They use parallel trade to suppress domestic inflation and keep the repo market from seizing up. For them, a nuclear deal is just a legal patch to keep the ‘detergent’ flowing. Faction B: The Silicon Valley neo-feudalists, they aim for kinetic escalation and regime change. They want to force a global default and a ‘Great Reset’ to shift everyone onto a fully traced CBDC ledger. They’re attacking the Iran loop because it’s untraced and gives old money a way to survive without their tech. There’s no blockade—it’s a monopoly. Sanctions aren’t walls; they’re tolls. They create a compliance tax that ensures only the top 5 banks can handle the volume.Seizing Iran’s central bank is first and foremost about wiping out the last off-network gold reserves. If the Iran loop breaks, London will face a 30% liquidity haircut in under 48 hours, visible through a shift in the gold-to-oil ratio. Escalation will likely involve cutting undersea cables.The system is cannibalizing its own infrastructure to stay alive."
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Watch Starship's thirteenth flight test teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1MKgNNXAZ…
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Chuck Schumer and Elizabeth Warren posted identical videos—word for word—right before Trump’s speech.
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10,000 retweets and ill buy 1M of $BTC right now at the top for shits and giggles.
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Why are they hiding these centers?
Illegal migrants are welcomed. USA citizens are not. One of many welcome centers in NY that your tax dollars are financing. Thanks for the footage @InfoUncensored 🇺🇸 teapawt.net/InfoUncensored/status/…
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We covered @taylorswift13's 'Anti-Hero' for @triplej's Like A Version feature. Watch below 🔥youtube.com/watch?v=qMbiRjjT…
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Very important to fix your Twitter feed: 1. Tap home button. 2. Tap stars on upper right of screen. 3. Select “Latest tweets”. You are being manipulated by the algorithm in ways you don’t realize. Easy to switch back & forth to see the difference.
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Heard the Austin Powers 4 rumours… just saying, I get told 100s of times a day that I look and sound like Austin Powers. PLEASE PLEASE CAST ME! I have no idea how to reach a movie exec but hopefully somehow my tweets reach someone😂
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LIVE on #Periscope: I'm talking to BBC Breakfast live from South Africa #MarathonMan pscp.tv/w/aaVIqDFheWpWd25SWX…
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I hate getting flashbacks from things I don't want to remember.
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Congrats to the new Republican Senate
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Here we come! #Revolution
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Would anyone notice if... :-) @AustinSpeedShop #USGP
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Watch @teamspirit turn into puppets & sell their soul to the devil in their new video for 'Surrender' via @TheAVClub avc.lu/1pPeHPH – at Manhattan, NY
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The fact that Royal Blood are No1 in the album charts encourages hope, joy and manic arm waving antics! Nice one lads!
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British black music isn't being erased – it's just evolving: bit.ly/1sstkfv
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If at first you don't succeed...
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You should see how long they take to re-open a road in Britain when there's no live audience.
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We do offer sponsorship opportunities for the bottom of the floor of the E22. Enquiries should be directed to Enstone
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