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My names is Alex Humphries and am proud of the family name. I enjoy life and I enjoy people. Only have twitter for following, not much posting will happen.

Exmouth, England
Joined December 2012
Sell it to the Americans, what did they do for F1, new graphics... Now what? Errr I dunno? B8trz
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🚨💥🚨 SCOOP ! ❗️THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN EXPLAINS THE REAL REASON FOR THE WAR AGAINST IRAN ! TRANSLATION : 👀 ⚡️"The war with Iran isn’t what you think. Iran isn’t an insolvent pariah state. Iran is the primary source of uncovered liquidity for the shadow banking system. London is the hub; Tehran is the offshore battery. The IRGC’s (IRGC) energy credits aren’t sold—they’re traded for vostro credits in mid-sized Omani banks. These credits are bundled into synthetic bonds backed by collateral. They hit London’s repo desks as high-quality collateral to secure short-term loans. Without this 24/7 influx of energy-backed ‘dark’ paper, the City of London’s leverage ratios would collapse. The 2026 war against Iran rests on two factions of the global elite clashing. Their fight has moved from boardrooms to kinetic events, which we can also see in other seemingly unrelated ‘accidents,’ in the form of private transport crashes and security breaches among world leaders. Faction A: The old money central bankers, they aim to keep the Iran loop open at all costs. They know the Western debt-to-GDP ratio is terminal. They use parallel trade to suppress domestic inflation and keep the repo market from seizing up. For them, a nuclear deal is just a legal patch to keep the ‘detergent’ flowing. Faction B: The Silicon Valley neo-feudalists, they aim for kinetic escalation and regime change. They want to force a global default and a ‘Great Reset’ to shift everyone onto a fully traced CBDC ledger. They’re attacking the Iran loop because it’s untraced and gives old money a way to survive without their tech. There’s no blockade—it’s a monopoly. Sanctions aren’t walls; they’re tolls. They create a compliance tax that ensures only the top 5 banks can handle the volume.Seizing Iran’s central bank is first and foremost about wiping out the last off-network gold reserves. If the Iran loop breaks, London will face a 30% liquidity haircut in under 48 hours, visible through a shift in the gold-to-oil ratio. Escalation will likely involve cutting undersea cables.The system is cannibalizing its own infrastructure to stay alive."
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Literally says turkey on his top
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Yh, no offence to the poster either but loved the interjection. Good to see people actively asking the right questions though
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Replying to @AnthoDepe
Leave the firefighters alone
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Replying to @itvfootball @GNev2
All this biblical talk🤔🤔🤔
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Alex Humphries retweeted
Watch Starship's thirteenth flight test teapawt.net/i/broadcasts/1MKgNNXAZ…
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Replying to @TheBillionaireU
I'm there for the food 👍
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Replying to @iamdroid_02
And I bet she took it off and flipped it back over 💯💯
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Replying to @theepicmap
One thing both countries agree on funnily enough, no thanks.
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Replying to @elenacute01
Thank you for the AI label 👍👏🤘🔥💚💪👍
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Replying to @chordify
None of your videos are working
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Replying to @elisey_gg
i thought it was the best thing ever. hope they get the message
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@grok how do you know about his condition?
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