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Joined November 2022
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We lost but Onuachu is getting shipped in January for Richarlison. teapawt.net/authenticatelol/statusโ€ฆ
Our biggest challenge yet, letโ€™s get this W Trabby nation โค๏ธ
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Our biggest challenge yet, letโ€™s get this W Trabby nation โค๏ธ
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This caught my eye in particular. The amount of big chances Liverpool created with a Salah-centric set-up was simply unparalleled, even more than prime Guardiola teams, and thatโ€™s with Liverpool essentially throwing away the final 4 games.
Ran some numbers! Really interesting stuff came out. Main takeaways: Iraola is performing exactly as predicted in terms of expectations vs Slot last season was largely underperforming both with 15 points. BCC not an elite forecaster of future points, GD and points is better. #LFC
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We never lost to Arsenal at Anfield
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Quick debunk: According to Opta, if a player gets the ball past an opponent but is then fouled in a way the ref does not call, after which the opponent retrieves the ball, it counts as a failed dribble Salah was an outlier in refs NOT calling fouls when he dribbled past players
25/26 - 26.4% dribble success rate. In the 7th percentile 24/25 - 44.6% dribbles success rate. In the 45th percentile 23/24 - 35.5% dribble success rate. In the 12th percentile 22/23 - 41.9% dribble success rate. In 26th percentile 21/22 - 42.7% dribble success rate. In the 19th percentile 20/21 - 42.9% dribble success rate. In the 10th percentile 19/20 - 60.2% dribble success rate. In the 62nd percentile 18/19 - 53% dribble success rate. In the 40th percentile 17/18 - 62.7% dribble success rate. In the 52nd percentile [FotMob]
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That transition ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ”ฅ
Just saw the best Harry Kane edit
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Mo Salah - Fiorentina 14/15 21 Years Old | 1250 minutes played
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Mogged
Kane was better in the prem than Salah even when they were both itl together,
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Salah nayshun, since Kane won the 2026 Ballon dโ€™Or, do you think it will eventually help or hurt Salahโ€™s legacy? ๐Ÿค”
66%Help
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105 votes โ€ข Final results
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Not tweeting till Salah wins the Ballon dโ€™Or or Wirtz scores a goal
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Went down a rabbit hole in the morning looking at Wirtz/Ode stats and ended up with this chart and.. Salah was crazy in big games
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For Salah, percent of PL games in which he had at least a goal, assist, or bcc 17/18: 83% (30/36) 18/19: 63% (24/38) 19/20: 62% (21/34) 20/21: 65% (24/37) 21/22: 71% (25/35) 22/23: 66% (25/38) 23/24: 69% (22/32) 24/25: 84% (32/38) 25/26: 67% (18/27) Average: 70% (221/315)
Wow Messi, your lowest is literally Benzema's highest ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ Table of some players percentage of games they had in a bcc or a goal or an assist or everything combined:
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Will Salah surpass these high profile Sรผper Lig players? ๐Ÿค”
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Forever grateful that Liverpool were great when I was younger.
tbf as you get older you care less even if your team is good
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Today is the time to shush the haters.
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Missing you hours
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