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eyes to yourself perv

probably in twitter jail again
Joined April 2009
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Everyone reminiscing about pre-Elon Twitter:
[mandella effect] this used to be a nice place
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If my mom dies in blackface I'm going with "sexy nurse" or "slutty nun" or literally anything but that.
Happy Anniversary to the insane way Kirstie Alley’s parents were dressed when they died in a car wreck
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re the “Go Piss Girl” meme from lockdown 2020
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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I hate SF Halloween what do you mean you’re the vaguepost king
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I hate SF Halloween, what do you mean you're the sankey diagram from Aella's birthday gangbang
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I love her so much. She never holds back when attempting to gross you out.
2026 HALLOWEEN Costume WINNER by Heidi Klum🔥. NOTHING BEATS this🙆‍♀️
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At a house party
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Don't make me cry and ruin two hours of Halloween makeup 😭
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There should be a relocated problem cop precinct list akin to the sex offender registry that details every accusation a cop facing an internal investigation received when a department allowed them to quietly resign and move on to terrorize your community.
Replying to @AutumnTweets
Because they know no matter what they do, there will be basically no repercussions. At most they’ll lose their job and just go work for another department.
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Decisions affecting human life, freedom, and the use of force must always remain subject to effective, informed, and responsible human oversight. For this reason, artificial intelligence must be “disarmed”, and I encourage the States meeting in Geneva in November to take concrete steps toward banning lethal autonomous weapons.
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Holy shit Elon suspended the account
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Curtains for Zoosha? ARCHER and Fryboy caught flipping a grunt.
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I love how this app makes it look like you're having an unhinged argument with one of your alters.
OH MY GOD YOU PEOPLE CANT DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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This post has the charm of one of those random discoveries you'd make using StumbleUpon, back when the Internet was still fun and not every website was designed to sell you something.
Fun Fact - I know my drawing below does not look that crazy, but it was by far the most technically difficult drawing I have completed. This is one non-intersecting line. I drew it with a pen. I wanted to share it. #singlelineart #loop
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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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man: doctor i am depressed dr: go see pagliacci the famous clown. he sucks shit and he knows it, he's so fucking bad at everything it makes me roar with laughter. he weeps on stage because he knows he's nothing man: but doctor dr: i know who you are
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never a bad reason to repost the best combination of words ever written on this website
but doctor, i am [gunshot]
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照明が付かなくなっていた「図書缶」の修理が完了!Mozuミニチュア展in静岡、いよいよ11/6からです! 場所→静岡市清水文化会館マリナート 詳細→ marinart.jp/event/index.html… #Mozu展
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Oh :(
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What should terrify you the most is that the cops express certainty the camera is currently recording, yet display zero reservations about committing their crimes on camera.
Greenville, NC: A mother with a baby at home was woken at 3:20 a.m. after a nearby shooting (bullets nearly hit two kids). Police wanted her Ring doorbell footage. She said the camera was dead. Sgt. Jennifer Umphlet threatened to rip it off the wall, get a warrant, and keep her up all night. Officers then entered without a warrant, detained her for “not cooperating,” and (per her account) used her face to unlock and search her phone. Nothing found—she wasn’t a suspect. The actual shooters were later charged without her video. Umphlet was placed on leave; public records later showed she was no longer employed. This is what happens when “can we see your camera?” turns into forced entry and detention of ordinary people.
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