Christian, husband, Army Armor veteran 🇺🇸 God’s most unhinged garden gnome. Won’t stop yapping about Transformers and GI Joe. My views are my own 🤙🏻

Joined September 2013
That one Deimossufusion ornament be like:
Heidi Lee's Endless Echo Hat
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I think these are inarguably the best CGI videogame trailers of all time
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They’re doing this to me at work tonight
What are they doing to him
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It’s just wild to me that the infinite money glitch that was once my beloved Transformers is now practically being funded by a card game, like how it was recently discovered that Minecraft was what was keeping Xbox alive 🫠
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Fkin onion ninjas, man…
I've lived in the same apartment building in Tokyo for 11 years. I know zero names. That's normal here. We nod in the elevator. We do not speak. Then Mike moved in on the third floor. Ohio. Six-foot-four. Laughs like a truck starting up. Day 1: He knocked on every door with a plate of cookies. (In Japan, when you move in, you give your neighbors a small towel. Then you leave. Mike gave cookies. Then he stayed and talked.) Week 1: He knew everyone's name. Including the dog's. Then there was Mrs. Sato on the first floor. She's 84. Her husband passed away ten years ago. She lives alone. In 11 years, I had never heard her voice. Every Tuesday, Mike carried her groceries up the steps. She didn't speak English. He didn't speak Japanese. They talked anyway. Mostly about the photo of her husband by the door. Then one morning, her curtains stayed closed. Mike noticed. Nobody else did. I didn't. He knocked. No answer. He called the building manager. She had fallen the night before. She'd been on the floor all night. She's okay now. But the building isn't the same. People say good morning. The elevator has conversations. Last month, we had our first rooftop potluck. Nobody knew what a potluck was. Mike explained it twice. Mrs. Sato brought 40 rice balls. And then she laughed at something Mike said. That was the first time I ever heard her voice. Mike moved back to Ohio this week. On his last morning, the whole building came down to the lobby. Kids. Grandparents. The dog. Mrs. Sato handed him a box. Inside: one thousand paper cranes. In Japan, you fold a thousand cranes for someone you want to protect. Her hands shake. She had been folding them since the day he found her. Then she said the English sentence she had practiced every day for a week. "Please... come back." Mike was crying too hard to answer in English. So he answered in the Japanese he had been secretly practicing. "Kanarazu kaette kimasu." In Japanese, that doesn't mean "I'll visit." It's what you say when you're coming home.
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Noticed Link’s hat flips out for half a second when the Lens of Truth activates. Wonder if it’s now something that is equipped on his face, like that green crystal on his chest that was recently seen? 🤔
Got a new, better shot at the Sheikah door in the Shadow Temple, than the One we had in the Japanese Website clip. So I stitched them back to back with duct tape to have a longer shot... 😅
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Toon Link with Koroks vs Wild Link
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Given what we know about it, Season 4 would’ve been an absolute banger too 🥲
name a cancelled tv show that deserved at least one more season.
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Updated the Thirteen shelf to include the Conduit. Using a picture frame easel I got from my local Walmart for $3 to display the Conduit. Not quite the easel I wanted to use, but it was the only one I could find there that fit the best
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The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
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We called it The Traveler
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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I raided the fortress that birthed thee
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*grabs popcorn
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Why do the funny Transformers poses from 2007 work so well here ☠️
What was your biggest impact on the internet? Making Chief and an Elite do a funny pose
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Idk who made this, but this is fucking CUTE
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Found out the GameStop I have my preorder for Ocarina of Time with is doing a midnight release for it. Gunna be up that night anyway, might as well go get it and play throughout the night 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Sidebar: the first and only midnight release I’ve ever been to was for Halo 4… FOURTEEN YEARS AGO
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