Christian, husband, Army Armor veteran 🇺🇸 God’s most unhinged garden gnome. Won’t stop yapping about Transformers and GI Joe. My views are my own 🤙🏻

Joined September 2013
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做好啦🦖🚙🕺🕺🕺🕺
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ついに念願の「フィギュア王 No.60」を入手!!!!! これがアルマダ(マイクロン伝説) メガトロンの試作だっ!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I think these are inarguably the best CGI videogame trailers of all time
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Toon Link with Koroks vs Wild Link
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The world is on fire, but my neighbor has a massive cat named Maximus, a regular sized cat named Mediumus, and a little kitten named Minimus.
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We called it The Traveler
NASA has confirmed that a small asteroid, named 2025 PN7, is acting as a "quasi-moon" or "mini-moon" companion to Earth. Until 2083 you can say that Earth has two Moons.
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I raided the fortress that birthed thee
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*grabs popcorn
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Idk who made this, but this is fucking CUTE
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“Thats wendys- thats a daves single” breaks me everytime
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Gerudo Valley — Koji Kondo (1998)
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Being arrested because the AI gun detector mistook my dick as a micro-compact handgun
Researchers in Sweden have developed AI technology capable of detecting concealed handguns using Wi-Fi signals, without metal detectors or visible cameras. Early testing shows 72.5% detection precision. Now imagine this technology deployed in public spaces, identifying law-abiding Americans carrying firearms for self-defense. How long before a false alert brings armed police down on an innocent gun owner? The Second Amendment protects our right to bear arms. The Fourth Amendment protects us from unreasonable searches. Neither should be sacrificed to the surveillance state. Full Report: ammoland.com/2026/10/wifi-gu…
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I’m a 37 year old licensed professional and this has been stuck in my head all damn day
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