A court jester, still a better human than @glinner... and yes, the name is a bit of a joke. So are soggy knees, okthxbai
California, no basements, haha
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Archive, Report, Block.
archive dot is (and its siblings)
tweetsave dot com
web dot archive dot org
You can block and then report at help.twitter.com/forms/abusi… if it's easier.
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
a good Soviet joke:
a man orders a car. the car dealer says, "OK, comrade, your car will be ready in 10 years."
the man says, "morning or afternoon?"
dealer says, "comrade, it's 10 years away, how would that matter?"
man says, "i have the plumber coming over that morning."
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
"No, that's *not* a cup holder!"
(#Throwback to one of the greatest urban legends in the IT world)
Dash is not very intelligent at all.
Either that, or he is celebrating the deaths in Afghanistan, which seems just as likely.
Shameful, Disgusting, misleading headline. Intentional from the new MAGA boss at CNN: cnn.com/2022/08/09/opinions/…
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
You can burn 800 calories in 1 hour of running.
You can avoid 800 calories in 30 seconds of not eating the cake.
This is why you should prioritise your diet over cardio when it comes to fat loss.
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
So @eastdakota / @Cloudflare:
Are you listening to @keffals and her gang about Kiwifarms? Well, you shouldn't.
Because y'see, she's using the death of someone, who committed suicide, to prop up her vendetta against Kiwifarms. She's doing the SAME THING she accuses Kiwifarms of.
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
You vastly, VASTLY underestimate how lonely men are and how few compliments we get from anybody.
I STILL remember these two girls who serenaded me from their jeep completely unprompted like 9 years ago.
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They could have tried to stop doing that anytime in the last 5 years, you know.
Based Fozzie Bear retweeted
Ok. But after being devastated by it, will you try to understand it? Will you try understand which false assumptions led you to be surprised? I hope so.
