A court jester, still a better human than @glinner... and yes, the name is a bit of a joke. So are soggy knees, okthxbai
California, no basements, haha
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a good Soviet joke:
a man orders a car. the car dealer says, "OK, comrade, your car will be ready in 10 years."
the man says, "morning or afternoon?"
dealer says, "comrade, it's 10 years away, how would that matter?"
man says, "i have the plumber coming over that morning."
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"No, that's *not* a cup holder!"
(#Throwback to one of the greatest urban legends in the IT world)
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You can burn 800 calories in 1 hour of running.
You can avoid 800 calories in 30 seconds of not eating the cake.
This is why you should prioritise your diet over cardio when it comes to fat loss.
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So @eastdakota / @Cloudflare:
Are you listening to @keffals and her gang about Kiwifarms? Well, you shouldn't.
Because y'see, she's using the death of someone, who committed suicide, to prop up her vendetta against Kiwifarms. She's doing the SAME THING she accuses Kiwifarms of.
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You vastly, VASTLY underestimate how lonely men are and how few compliments we get from anybody.
I STILL remember these two girls who serenaded me from their jeep completely unprompted like 9 years ago.
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Ok. But after being devastated by it, will you try to understand it? Will you try understand which false assumptions led you to be surprised? I hope so.
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Wow! It’s almost like anyone can post anything they want to on Craigslist. Did you post this @MeidasTouch? 🧐🤨
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Democrats Clarify That Black Lives Will Only Matter Until November buff.ly/3hxWIAU
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Sit still. Roll down your window, then leave your hands on the steering wheel. When the officer is at your window, announce everything you're going to do. It's a courtesy that you can show to someone who spends every day on the knife's edge to keep *you* safe. Safer for you, too.
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Every Mayor, every Democrat in office who call for defunding the police and every activist should also take this training and see how they feel after. Should be mandatory for public officials.
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Seems like an important video to bring back. Reverend Maupin was a longtime activist protesting police shootings. Police invited him to use of force training. He left with a new perspective, telling people to comply with police. This program should be done nationwide.
