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Dad who loves to write in his "free" time. See my book: https://teapawt.net/t.co/PX6MotsKr9

Joined June 2019
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If you wanted to introduce an "I hate poetry" person to good poetry, what's the one poem you'd give them to read?
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If your “Great Gatsby Themed Party” doesn’t include vehicular manslaughter and someone getting shot in a pool then you really just had a “1920s Themed Party”.
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It’s actually shocking how little meteorologists talk about meteors
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The Magician’s Nephew, chapter 4 (colorized)
I encounter a cruel psychology experiment in a London church...
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goated sequel introduction for 1st chapters of The Hobbit/LOTR
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Today is the only day you can retweet this
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its about perspective
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Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 trib.al/473iGmL
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Nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked People will remember: - your sub-standard copper
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The critics flat-out got this one wrong and I'll absolutely die on that hill.
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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
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Buc-ee’s is truly a monstrosity. A convenience store so large it becomes the most inconvenient shopping experience imaginable. Even the name defies convenience. Autocorrect almost begs you not to find one or speak of this Godless temple of man’s excess. 5 stars
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WHEN YOUR EEL HAS A JAW THAT CAN HELP THEM EAT MORE THATS A -
Moray eels have an extra set of jaws in their throat to help them swallow large prey. (📷: National Science Foundation)
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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
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Nice to have free crisps in the hotel room and these look definitely fit for Consumption.
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If a Vampire has entered a house previously but then the house is sold, do they have to re-get permission to enter? Because if so I think I have a really tedious film in the works.
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— Tolstoy while writing the Levin sections of ‘Anna Karenina’
I’m so tired of talking about dating and relationships. I want to talk about agricultural policy
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