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If you wanted to introduce an "I hate poetry" person to good poetry, what's the one poem you'd give them to read?
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If your “Great Gatsby Themed Party” doesn’t include vehicular manslaughter and someone getting shot in a pool then you really just had a “1920s Themed Party”.
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My kids are both my greatest distraction from writing but also my best inspiration.
#Poetry #WritingTwitter
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Humanity has about six months to purchase 8 billion ape costumes for the ultimate prank.
Boeing Starliner astronauts stranded in space for 80 days will not return home until 2025 trib.al/473iGmL
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Nobody will remember:
- your salary
- how “busy you were”
- how many hours you worked
People will remember:
- your sub-standard copper
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“Taco Bell isn’t even good” Yeah I know. Sometimes the raccoon inside of me craves garbage. Leave me & my Crunchwrap alone
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Buc-ee’s is truly a monstrosity. A convenience store so large it becomes the most inconvenient shopping experience imaginable. Even the name defies convenience. Autocorrect almost begs you not to find one or speak of this Godless temple of man’s excess. 5 stars
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Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
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Nice to have free crisps in the hotel room and these look definitely fit for Consumption.
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If a Vampire has entered a house previously but then the house is sold, do they have to re-get permission to enter? Because if so I think I have a really tedious film in the works.































