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Bluff Daddy

@BluffPapi

the cunning linguist of sarcasm

Joined October 2014
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TOUCHDOWN!!! #CHIvsSEA #Seahawks
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ᒪᗩᑎE (@lanechanged) profile picture
ᒪᗩᑎE
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I can't wait til Wednesday, when all the campaign ads finally disappear from our TVs.
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More 90s songs you (probably) forgot about... Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs
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Ayo_Majesty!@Majesty12_3922h
The reigning, defending, undisputed champion Seattle Seahawks play football today
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Brad
@BraddrofliT16h
Convincing people with six teeth to defend people with eight yachts may be the greatest political con job in modern history.
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"the only" by static-x (2003)
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Mo the Podcaster
@Mo12thMan17h
Tonight, the #Seahawks have a golden opportunity to give the entire NFL sports media a giant middle finger. All the disrespect. All the doubt. All the excuses. Time to remind everyone who the defending champs are.
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Our top story tonight: In Los Angeles this week, Lyle and Eric Menendez were found guilty of first-degree murder. So, to review California law, It is... Killing your wife: legal. Killing your parents: IL-legal.
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This is the legendary Xennials. People born between 1977-83. We are truly the greatest (and smallest/shortest) generation. Big up and much love to all my fellow Xennials on here.
Chris (@greatironchris) profile pictureChris
@greatironchrisNov 1
There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
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I put an empty bowl on the porch with a “One candy per child, please.” sign, because I’d much rather have people think some greedy little asshole stole all the candy, than know that I didn't buy any. 👻
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You know what today is???? Yes! 🙌🏻 It's half price chocolate 🍫day! Go out to your chocolatiers and stock up because it's going to be a looooonnnggg winter!
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revolvermag
@RevolvermagNov 1
12 years gone. Never forgotten.⁠ ⁠ WAYNE STATIC of STATIC-X, RIP.
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"Withhold Orgasms No Nut November" Oh they've got this all screwed up. I'll fix that: Withhold Orgasms? No, Nut November!
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It’s November 1st, now the true horror begins
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me trying to keep the freezer closed until Black Friday:
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RAGING@JSNandFriendsOct 31
Shaheed forever good by me.. Good chance we don’t win a ring without him last season.. I still believe in 22💙💚
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90s WWE
@90sWWEOct 31
😂😭
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 31
Coming to a backfield near you 🎬
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LimeGreen
@IEatNinersOct 31
Don’t run ‼️‼️ 😤😤
Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) profile pictureAdam Schefter
@AdamSchefterOct 31
Seahawks running backs Jadarian Price and Zach Charbonnet have no injury designations for Monday night and both are now expected to play against the Bears. This will be Charbonnet’s season debut.
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Seattle Seahawks
@SeahawksOct 31
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Ernest Jones IV The Dark Side "Why so scared?"

ALT Ernest Jones IV The Dark Side "Why so scared?"

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