the cunning linguist of sarcasm
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O.J. Simpson was in a different courtroom this week, attempting to regain custody of his two children.
In order to prove to the court how much he loves his kids, O.J. pointed out, quote, "Hey they're still alive, aren't they?"
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The reigning, defending, undisputed champion Seattle Seahawks play football today
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Tonight, the #Seahawks have a golden opportunity to give the entire NFL sports media a giant middle finger.
All the disrespect. All the doubt. All the excuses.
Time to remind everyone who the defending champs are.
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Our top story tonight: In Los Angeles this week, Lyle and Eric Menendez were found guilty of first-degree murder.
So, to review California law, It is...
Killing your wife: legal.
Killing your parents: IL-legal.
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This is the legendary Xennials. People born between 1977-83.
We are truly the greatest (and smallest/shortest) generation.
Big up and much love to all my fellow Xennials on here.
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I put an empty bowl on the porch with a “One candy per child, please.” sign, because I’d much rather have people think some greedy little asshole stole all the candy, than know that I didn't buy any. 👻
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You know what today is???? Yes! 🙌🏻 It's half price chocolate 🍫day! Go out to your chocolatiers and stock up because it's going to be a looooonnnggg winter!
