Carl Catlin

As requested......... "It is a joke. The game is becoming a freaking joke because of the nerds who are running it. These guys played rotisserie baseball at Harvard or wherever the f--- they went and they thought they figured the f---ing game out. They don't know s---. A bunch of f---ing nerds running the game. You can't slide into second base. You can't take out the f---ing catcher because Posey was in the wrong position and they are going to change all the rules. You can't pitch inside anymore. I'd like to knock some of these f---ers on their ass. Ryan Braun is a f---ing steroid user. He gets a standing ovation on "Opening Day" in Milwaukee. How do you explain that to your kid after throwing people under the bus and lying through his f---ing teeth? They don't have anyone passing the f---ing torch to these people. If I had acted like that, you don't go in that f---ing dugout. There are going to be 20 f---ing guys waiting for you." Goose Gossage. Baseball Ambassador. F****** Legend!

"I've buried people in better shape than I am." Richie Hebner, after running two miles at Spring Training. "In a good winter I'll dig 50 graves. It's good work. I get 25 bucks a grave. If it has snowed, you just use a pick and shovel, scoop away the snow, the ground is good and soft. But if it hasn't snowed, the ground might be frozen two feet down. You have to use a pneumatic drill. One time last winter, the ground was so hard and the weather was so cold I said: "Ah, that's deep enough." There's a law that a grave's got to be so deep, five feet or something, and the Rabbi says: "That's not deep enough." "Did you ever see one get out?' I asked him. One woman, they forgot to take off her wooden leg, we had thrown several shovels of dirt on her already when somebody came up and said we had to get her back out so they could get her wooden leg. Another woman fell into the grave in the middle of the service. Did a header. "Get her out, get her out," the Rabbi was yelling. I said: "Naw, leave her in there and give her a discount." The Rabbi looked at my father and said: "Who is this you've got digging graves?" Richie Hebner. LEGEND!!!!!