@CLDennhardt

Author. Satirist. Bloviator. Wordsmith. Footprints in the Caribbean https://xitter.cf/t.co/MrB7RzQxFJ Footprints in Mexico https://xitter.cf/t.co/HhbO9zlF7S

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Joined October 2023
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"Government" is the 3rd largest sector of the economy.
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Noooooo!
Frank McCormick
@CBHeresy10h
I just want to warn Texas that if Talarico wins we'll be forced to put this on shelves.
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Hear, fuckin' hear!
Reeo 🦝🇺🇸
@reemareeo11h
Replying to @8Xorcist8
@8Xorcist8
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Leeeeroy Jennnnkins@dpattenjr14h
It's a trap Donnie! Don't be mystified by those big socialist titties.
Polymarket
@Polymarket15h
JUST IN: Trump reveals "somehow I don't mind AOC that much, I don't know why."
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terry schappert
@terryschappert23h
Why yes, I AM playing the Vincent Price role in a stage production of 1959's, "The House on Haunted Hill" in a few weeks at Theater of Dare here on the Outer Banks. Laughs, scares and plot twists aplenty. theatreofdareobx.com/
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Dean Cain
@Deancain20h
Useful idiots.
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I think I'm letting Grok convince me to dye my hair.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Frank McCormick
@CBHeresyOct 25
I don’t know how I did it, but I think I’ve managed to find the perfect balance of humor, satire, and political and education commentary with my account. With that being said, one more joke about AOC’s weight tonight. A serious post tomorrow.
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Fun fact: in Pakistan, somewhere in the ballpark of 20% of all children bear the name "Muhammad" or one of its derivatives.
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasanOct 24
He’s a fucking racist and there should literally be no debate about it. This is racism. Plain and simple.
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If keep hearing dog whistles, you're the dog.
MERICA MEMED
@MericamemedOct 23
well well well
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Leeeeroy Jennnnkins@dpattenjrOct 24
Mohammed was a pedo.
Adam Crigler
@AdamCriglerOct 24
You can just post Mohammed was a pedo and get a 1k likes.
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Dummies. 🤡
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People are going pretty hard on the victims, here. For the record, they're juveniles. He's 48.
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@ttunlehsOct 23
Why is this rainbow trout not in the river?
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Velcro Ripper
@velcroripperOct 24
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Green Beret Nap Time
@GBNT1952Oct 24
Help The Remnant War push into the top 100 in one of its sub-genres!! We got into the top 200ish in a few genres but now have slipped back a bit. If you have been thinking about buying The Remnant War, just know that your purchase could help the book get more recognition! Breaking into the top 100 is hard but can help a non-boosted novel like mine gain necessary traction. Thank you to all of you that have supported me thus far! You are all awesome! DOL 🇺🇸
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Gun fu.
Yohei from Japan🇯🇵
@learning_yoheiOct 24
Japan has Karate 🇯🇵👊 China has Kung Fu 🇨🇳👊 Korea has Taekwondo 🇰🇷👊 What about America? 🇺🇸😎
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Frank McCormick
@CBHeresyOct 23
For when the groom’s embarrassing childhood stories are also the bride’s.
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"Jane Footpussy" has just been permanently added into my common vernacular.
Spooky Buck Wilde 🇺🇸🎃👻
@BuckWilde_Oct 23
GM, y’all.
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BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera once farted in your general direction.
✝️🛡️The OG Commie Hating Gen Patton@KekPattonOct 24
BREAKING NEWS: Texas GOP candidate Brandon Herrera once played the Frenchman in a skit and blew raspberries at some people that did something on a Holy Quest.
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Writing a check for weed is epically stupid. But bouncing it exists on a plane of dumbassery previously unexplored by god or man. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
NOVA Campaigns
@NoVA_CampaignsOct 23
This is $6,600 check signed by @SenLouiseLucas paying for multiple pounds of illegal marijuana through her family’s shell companies of “Freedom to Dope” and “Backyard Entertainment” She wrote a check
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Frank McCormick
@CBHeresyOct 23
When your neighbors are infected with radical Islam, we recommend to season liberally.
AIPAC Tracker
@TrackAIPACOct 21
ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA. ISRAEL IS STILL BOMBING GAZA.
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