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A brilliant run in from the right by O’Mahony, beating 2 Bashley defenders, before firing past the keeper to get his second of the night!
🟠 0-6 🟣
#UpThePurps 💜
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In 2021, Chelsea beat Weymouth 13-0 in a behind-closed-doors friendly.
After the game, Thomas Tuchel stayed behind to speak to the Weymouth players and offer them advice. 👏⚽
A nice touch after a very long afternoon for them.
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No, teach guys not to rape.
Replying to @AllisonRFloyd
She waited three weeks ....that falls under not reporting it.
Teach women to report it right away. Don't wait until the guy dumps you, dates another and then you report it
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#MUNMCI - 23”
Per rules, kicking someone is perfectly acceptable, so long as it is proactive - you must kick someone first.
If you react to being kicked then it’s against the law and that’s why we sent Foden off
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Another change sees another debut! 🔄
Go on, Jamie 👊
⏱️ 86’
🚢 2-0 🟡
#UpTheBoatmen 🚢
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I’m looking forward to the World Cup Final having a 30-minute half-time break.
That is enough time to make a cup of tea, drink it, rinse the mug, dry it and return it to the correct cupboard.
Finally, some sensible thinking from FIFA.
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CALLING ALL RESERVE/U23/SOUTHAMPTON SENIOR SIDES
Our BWD A side (HCDL D1) have just been informed that their opponents cannot fulfil their fixture this Saturday.
Any sides looking for a friendly, we have a pitch booked at Mountbatten School, Romsey, for 11am KO.
Please DM us!
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I just need you all to make your peace with the possibility this game is even worse to watch than Ghana and Panama.
DR Congo had *25%* of the ball against Portugal, and still only 34% against Columbia. This is another attritional game vs a low-block if England don't score early.
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If you’re having a bad day just remember that there’s humans amongst us who genuinely think Cristiano Ronaldo is better than Lionel Messi. You’re doing just fine ❤️
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U18 TRIALS
Our Sunday side, competing in the @HantsCombLeague u18 East (at present) are on the lookout for new talent!
Please note, Summer training may move to Swanmore College until late August!
Joely retweeted
Someone take AI away from these non league sides 🤮
Just pure laziness, whip something up on canva, it'll look 1 million times better and more original.
There's plenty of volunteers who will do you a decent match poster free of charge.
It's getting embarrassing.
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And of course the award everyone wants to win...
Players' Player...
Who else was it going to be, but starboy @BarneyGillooly ⭐️⚡️
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We move on to the management team's player of the year...
We present to you Tom Withers 👏⚡️
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We start with our top goal scorer and top assister...
Congratulations @BaileySteele97 ⚡️
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End of season meal at The Stable in Winchester ⚡️
Thank you to all who have supported us this season - award winners to follow!
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🚨🎙️Thierry Henry on Southampton expelled for spying drama against Middlesbrough:
“I have to be honest, this is a difficult one. Spying on another team’s training is wrong. Full stop. It crosses a line, it undermines the trust that should exist between clubs, and I understand why Middlesbrough are furious and why the EFL felt they had to act strongly. Integrity matters in this game.
At the same time, I find myself questioning whether expulsion from the play-offs is the right punishment. It feels… heavy. Almost like using a sledgehammer when a precise scalpel was needed.
Let’s be clear: this wasn’t match-fixing or doping. It was analysts pushing boundaries for tactical information, something that, sadly, has happened in different forms across the game for years.
Marcelo Bielsa did it openly at Derby and Leeds, admitted it, and people called him a genius, not a criminal. Drones, analysts in trees, whatever, in the modern game with data and marginal gains everywhere, clubs push boundaries.
Southampton admitted it, yes, and they deserve punishment. A heavy fine, points deduction, maybe even a ban for the staff involved. But kicking the entire club out after they earned their place on the pitch? That punishes players, coaches, and fans who had nothing to do with one or two analysts doing something stupid.
What troubles me most is the collateral damage. The players who battled through a tough Championship season after relegation, who went to extra time and scored that late goal to beat Middlesbrough on the pitch, they earned their place in the final through merit.
Now that achievement is being erased because of actions taken by a small number of staff members. That feels disproportionate to me. A significant fine, a points deduction for next season, and sanctions against the individuals responsible, those would be strong, meaningful punishments that address the breach without nullifying an entire season’s competitive work.
Sport has to balance two things: protecting fairness and recognising that human error and ambition sometimes lead people astray. If every rules breach in high-stakes moments leads to rewriting results, we risk turning the disciplinary process into something more powerful than the football itself. I’ve sat in dressing rooms where we prepared meticulously for opponents. Everyone does. The difference is getting caught.
I hope Southampton appeal and that the final decision finds a better equilibrium. Middlesbrough deserve respect, they were wronged but the players of Southampton also deserve not to have their legitimate efforts wiped away. Football is emotional, passionate, and imperfect.
The response to this should reflect wisdom as much as outrage. We need clearer rules going forward so incidents like this become rare, but we must be careful not to let one mistake destroy what was built legitimately on the grass.



























