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Design Technologist. Founder/Boss Bitch of Calley Co. AI + eCommerce. Writer of words. AuDHD. Making believers out of ADHD deniers.

Los Angeles
Joined May 2008
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BREAKING: Sleep and neurology researchers confirm that "morning grogginess" in ADHD is actually severe Sleep Inertia—a state where the prefrontal cortex takes up to 60 minutes longer to restore blood flow and dopamine signaling after waking up than a neurotypical brain. If waking up your ADHD child (or yourself) at 7:00 AM feels like trying to wake up a hibernating bear who wants to fight everyone in the house, here is the science of why:
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my biggest impact on the internet....
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Clutter increases women’s cortisol more than men’s, btw. So if you want a perky, stress-free wife, you better start picking up after yourself and hire a maid.
Sorry for the things I said when there was clutter everywhere
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Latest Jimothy sighting!! He's always thirsty lol🦝🦝🥤💙
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Identity theft is a crime, Karen.
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new load-bearing internet comment just dropped
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📸 | Taylor Swift being inducted in the Nashville Songwriters Hall of Fame today — She officially becomes the youngest artist in HISTORY to receive the honor.
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everyone is dunking on this but if I thought about this if I saw a guy my age doing this dance it would immediately make him pretty hot
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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Does #GoPackGo have beef with the officials after some questionable calls went against them vs. Detroit? #NFL
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On the pass by Patrick Mahomes, the officials ruled No. 11, Jalen Royals, was in the area, therefore it was not intentional grounding. Two totally different calls for the Chiefs and Packers. Pretty wild.
That Mahomes pass just now wasn’t grounding but the Jordan Love attempt to Kraft earlier was lol. Ok @NFL you definitely have to answer for this one. Two officiating crews with two completely different interpretations of the rule on the same day.
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I sure hope the NFL takes a look at the comments on their own tweet. Absolutely embarrassing
Did we miss somebody? 😅 @Lions
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🚨 Taylor Swift announces Midnights (The Sunrise Edition), featuring 5 new tracks alongside the previously released 3am and Til Dawn tracks, all available on vinyl for the first time. Out October 23.
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Accidentally bumped into my cat while walking to the bathroom and got called for roughing the passer
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"How do you start a star?" 😂 @insidethenfl Week 6 Mic'd Up on X
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Welcome to tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Sleep.
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