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𝕷𝖔𝖈𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖞 𝕳𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖉 she/her

Chicago, IL
Joined December 2012
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Still revisiting this poem by @EllaFrears:
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how much psychological torture does one have to go through to get a DJ set canceled
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Capri retweeted
the Bible didn’t mention us??? not even once????
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I watched half of "Fiddler on the Roof" with my husband last night and this is how things are going
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{finding out someone is female} oh so like Mothra
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Capri retweeted
every day I throw the sword the lady in the lake gave me back into the water that’s how much I believe in my grind
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if maslow knew about dipping sauces he would have put them in his little hierarchy
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this tiktok comment is about tom from succession
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the problem with knowing only beautiful crazy women is none of these bitches have printers
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smh i’m out here buying underpriced designer items from stoop sales and thrift stores thinking i’m gonna resell them. DELUSIONAL!!!!! I DON’T HAVE THE INFRASTRUCTURE IN PLACE!!!!!!!! IT’S NEVER GONNA HAPPEN!!!
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The last 13 shows I've seen on Netflix have had a character named Magnus.
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this is the only good thing capitalism has ever created
It was a laudable attempt, but I think we can all agree that these things suck.
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the most successful person is the one who hangs out the most
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‘Ghibli movies have no conflict’ Explain THIS
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this bitch was always ready to serve
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christopher plummer lived a long life and was extremely hot the whole time which is about the best anyone could hope for
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Turned on the tv and Mr bean was wearing a chef's outfit, apparently employed in a kitchen. So he's finally turned his life around, I thought. It turned out it was just another one of his idiotic misadventures. I'm so fucking angry, yet sadly not surprised
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I'm pretty psyched about today's premiere of #UFOWitness with @BenHansen00 on #TRVL Channel & #DiscoveryPlus This project got its start when I was writing my biography of Dr. J. Allen Hynek, THE CLOSE ENCOUNTERS MAN, & it's finally ready for prime time!
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