@CaptainHottakes

Philadelphia sports have been my #1 source of dopamine since 2019, so as you may have guessed, things arent great. I push boulder up hill, it roll down, repeat

Joined December 2013
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I dont have the words to capture how terrible of a roster Dave Dombrowski built. The 2025 Phillies have no shot at a WS. The efforts to salvage this year will decimate the farm. Players w/ no business in the MLB will continue to have major roles. The Phillies are royally fucked
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Flyers Nation
@FlyersNation4h
Rick Tocchet when Matvei Michkov is the only reason they have two of their three wins and he’s forced by the people upstairs to play him more because the STH Chalk Talk was only postponed to December 2nd.
Jamey Baskow@JameyBaskow15h
Rick Tocchet on Matvei Michkov: "He's been going lately, he's been jumping on loose pucks, especially The power play. He's gotten better. He's quicker, I think lately he's been playing a lot." #Flyers
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Flyers Clips@Flyers_Clips31m
Cam York is the problem I'm entirely convinced
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@EaglesOwnYou5h
How to set a roster back 101
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This the draft that ended it all
Word On The Birds
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Tom Kelly@TommyKelly4422h
Not just on one guy obviously but this Jonathan Greenard trade and contract is looking like an absolute disaster
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Les Bowen@LesBowen20h
Sirianni with his favorite meaningless statement right off the top: “It’s never just one thing …”
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Fire Sirianni
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Shane Haff
@ShaneHaffNFL21h
It turns out that trading for an EDGE rusher coming off of an injury that required offseason surgery and then paying him a lot of money while also signing a CB that isn't a scheme fit to a big deal while letting a S that was a scheme fit walk on a reasonable deal and having no plan at safety other than taking your superstar slot defender play safety part time and thus making him bad at both wasn't the best offseason plan for the defense.
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Gabe
@CryptoMoreyOct 26
- Andrew Mukaba over Harold Fannin Jr. - Eli Stowers over EMW The roster isn’t nearly as good because of stupid mistakes like this. The Eagles had connections to both Fannin and EMW.
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Sirianni needs to be fired man. This is unreal mismanagement
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If Quinyon Mitchell is hurt it might legit just be over
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Derek Dunn@SuitableAliasOct 26
Tocchet is just so bad at his job that it's sad. Like how do I call this man a terrorist? He doesn't even know what's going on. He's coming out talking about his team's emotional state days after the fact instead of REGULATING IT ON THE BENCH LIKE HE IS PAID MILLIONS TO DO 😂
Jordan Hall@JHallNBCSOct 26
Rick Tocchet said he talked to the Flyers, he felt they got a little cocky when they were up 2-0 against the Ducks and let the game go. Said they have to learn from that.
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Coop is having a really rough year
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Alex Cora is a cheating loser & Dombrowski’s fixation on him & his terrible staff is another one of countless pieces of evidence stating that he should retire from the Phillies & never come near baseball again until his HoF induction
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So what I’ve gathered is that the Phillies hired one of the only hitting coaches available who’s worse than Kevin Long in Peter Fatse
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Dan Knightly@DanKnightlyOct 26
After that summer, im starting to lose faith in Briere. His plan was flawed in the first place. They should have gotten better in the offseason but he prepared for a step back? He made a bogus offer sheet . Ristolainen is on him now . Cant play both sides in a rebuild
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Derek Dunn@SuitableAliasOct 25
The Canes needed a mid forward that's better than Dawson Mercer and Danny couldn't find a way to get Nikishin out of that
NHL Watcher@NHL_WatcherOct 25
Friedman on Headlines says Canes wanted Hellebuyck badly; issue was the Jets wanted a NHL ready forward back and they weren’t willing to part with a Stankoven or a Jarvis. They tried to see what forwards on other teams the Jets were interested in and tried to trade for them.
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Hockeygobler@hockeygoblerOct 24
I would like him to publicly acknowledge that the kids, foremost michkov, saved his job. Short of that admission he can fuck off
Philadelphia Flyers
@NHLFlyersOct 24
Head coach Rick Tocchet met with the media following #ANAvsPHI.
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Adam S.
@shubbyshreddsOct 24
I’m down to sell low if it gets him off the team so I never have to watch Cam York disgrace the crest with his play ever again lol
NHL Trade Rumors
@NHLTradeRumorsOct 24
Flyers' Former First-Round Pick Emerges As Trade Candidate. #LetsGoFlyers nhltraderumors.me/2026/10/ca…

Report: Flyers' $25.75 Million Defenseman Emerges As Trade Candidate

Philadelphia Flyers defenseman Cam York’s name has started to circulate around the NHL as potentially available, according to Daily Faceoff...

nhltraderumors.me
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The Good Phight@TheGoodPhightOct 24
My timeline is just Smoltz slander which makes sense because if you closed your eyes and just listened you’d have no clue what game he’s calling. It’s just the same generic nonsense. Every team “fights” and “shortens their swings” and then he’s just plain wrong on facts on guys
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