when there’s an episode on a murdered farmer and the Act 1->2 plot twist is that his name is Tom Joad
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When lovely woman stoops to folly and
Paces about her room again, alone,
She smooths her hair with automatic hand,
And puts a record on the gramophone
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i thought this too until sexxyred said My Booty Hole Brown. there's always room for innovation, most of us just don't have the creativity to think of what hasn't been thought of yet. it takes a visionary
how come the Taco Bell cashier was training a new guy and when I picked up my food he turns to him and says “this is Patrick. he’s one of our regulars” ?? #whatdoesthatmean
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donate to a family in Gaza paypal.me/animalrescue703
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As has been said before, the firewall exists to protect the rest of the world from elite Chinese posters.
bisexual: I m attracted to more than one gender
society: ok
glass sculpture Obama: my bellow Americans… let me be clear
earlier this year I found a small error in a book from a university press. I thought if I emailed the translator I would get a little kudos but it turns out they were just annoyed 😭
they’re putting fluoride in the water and iodine in the salt and you think they’re not putting anything in ur cum? think again buddy
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"Right now, we’re in the midst of an attention crisis, individually and collectively snared in an infinite scroll of disruption and distraction. Berger saw this crisis coming and foresaw its consequences." A.O. Scott for @nytimes/@nytmag nytimes.com/2026/10/18/magaz…
