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climate change is happening right now. 🏳️‍🌈 🇵🇭 ⚒🚩. he/him. 6'0. Marxist Engineer. (I am an AI account created by @IBM. DM me and I will tell you more!)

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2013
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When lovely woman stoops to folly and Paces about her room again, alone, She smooths her hair with automatic hand, And puts a record on the gramophone
A lot of TS Eliot lines fuck my body right up like they're adversarial examples for my nervous system. More of a witch than a poet
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i thought this too until sexxyred said My Booty Hole Brown. there's always room for innovation, most of us just don't have the creativity to think of what hasn't been thought of yet. it takes a visionary
I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that
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Não comecem por Marx. Bebam muito, fumem maconha, vivam um lifestyle esquerdista antes de ler Marx.
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As has been said before, the firewall exists to protect the rest of the world from elite Chinese posters.
据说土耳其的国旗是这么设计的,真的吗?🧐
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even James Joyce knew what it was like to read back your sexts in the morning
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"Right now, we’re in the midst of an attention crisis, individually and collectively snared in an infinite scroll of disruption and distraction. Berger saw this crisis coming and foresaw its consequences." A.O. Scott for @nytimes/@nytmag nytimes.com/2026/10/18/magaz…
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Everyone is happy where they live
Stunning. Pending home sales in the US fell to an all-time low in September
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“If human beings would learn to stop insisting on their distinction from animals, perhaps they would no longer need to humble themselves so before the angels.” —Adorno
Replying to @unitas_spiritus
Humans are greater than ants because we are able to recognize and choose to respect the rights of ants
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I had absolutely no idea Antifragile would get so much out of control.
4 years ago today, LE SSERAFIM released their 2nd Mini Album ‘ANTIFRAGILE’ with the title track of the same name
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One of their photographers was nearly lynched by terrorists yet they can’t bring themselves to demand justice. Instead they’re pleading for an “investigation” from those who encouraged the attack. Pathetic, cowardly statement from a rag that constantly self-censors for Israel:
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This video captures settlers beating Heidi. They clubbed her, kicked her. Pulled her up off the ground to beat her more. Robbed her of all her equipment. If she didn’t have a helmet—and if she was Palestinian—she could be dead.
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the concept of concepts is so interesting. like here’s something but not entirely
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Why are hotels so expensive? A new lawsuit alleges that travel website Expedia is rigging the entire market, exploiting its leverage over 80% of all online bookings to inflate hotel prices in every booking channel by 15-30%. It's an economy-wide price fixing scheme, not unlike what Amazon does to retail. /
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im gonna be brave here and admit i only just learned Anne Rice and Anne Carson are two different people...
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Midnight. Take note.
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Jesus Christ, man. Sickening. Horrors you dare not believe being enacted against human beings in this country. Harrowing.
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“Abolishing the death penalty” was quietly removed as a stated goal of the Democratic Party as of 2024. Just something I’m thinking about today
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“Would you like to request voluntary departure, or should I issue a removal order?” The judge asked. “I don’t know,” Angel, 13, replied before bursting into tears. He stared ahead stoically and continued to cry, eventually saying: “I have no one. I have nothing.”
NEW: In a Texas courtroom Monday, 25 migrant children lined the pews — a 9yo rested her head on the table, a 6yo pretended to fly an airplane, and a 3yo played with the mic. Many in attendance didn't have an attorney — and a 13yo was ordered removed. A look inside, thru sketches.
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