podcasturbation retweeted
While you're snowed in, check out the latest installment of B.R.O.'s - youtu.be/pWVowczrzYM #WinterStormStella #StellaBlizzard
podcasturbation retweeted
Mariah Carey's performance was a perfect way to bid farewell to the shitshow that was 2016. #NewYearsEve #2017 #RockinEve
podcasturbation retweeted
Tomorrow I'm going to @VZWSupport and telling them they either reduce my monthly bill or I'm dropping them. Will they:
16%Reduce monthly rate
18%Do nothing
27%Laugh at me
39%Corporate doublespeak
49 votes • Final results podcasturbation retweeted
Watergate and Hugh Hefner are both trending. I'll take, "What it would be like if Twitter was around in the 70s, Alex"
I saw Hugh Hefner trending and I assumed it was because he's either dead or the newest member of Trump's cabinet. #nope
podcasturbation retweeted
I just got so scared🙄 My urine was red and I was freaking out. But then I remembered I drank beets today😂👌🏼
podcasturbation retweeted
Please be sure to check out @TommyGunnX and my clips store through @UnderTheGunnXXX clips4sale.com/67489. 🐇💓🐣💋😘
podcasturbation retweeted
When a dude is so anti-dude, I question if they're in the closet 😳 like for real tho. I really think you're in the closet & that's okay 😂
podcasturbation retweeted
Don't you love @SexyAshtonBlake's NEW scene on #NA? #MILFS with pierced nipples are so HOT!😍🔥natour.naughtyamerica.com/tr…
podcasturbation retweeted
#FF @atbIII @AprilBody @TheLaotianChick @danceoval @Funny1jon @ComedySunnyside @CasturbationNJ @ocarls @PhilFromChico #BuddhaBuds
@frenchie1589 I'm sorry for him. Now go away and pound your morals somewhere else. Like in the 1800s.
@jakestrate @frenchie1589 @joshuaworks @MeganFuxXXX no man does. Hence her attitude. Anyone who brags about their IQ...
@frenchie1589 Happy to send you an authentic Podcasturbation Dildo to work out your issues. STD free! @joshuaworks @MeganFuxXXX









