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Joined June 2022
New miner build that I'm calling "The Aang" [The Last Hashbender] - powered entirely by custom OMB bitaxes. LFH ⛏️ The parasite grows 🦠 OMB cannot be stopped 🫡 [Part list below]
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JUST IN: Proton defies legal threats from Flock Safety by hosting a public map revealing the locations of over 300,000 surveillance cameras across the U.S.
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Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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Shigeru Miyamoto, the man who created Mario, Zelda, and other Nintendo classics, has received Japan's Order of Culture award. It is the absolute highest honor an artist can receive in Japan, and a video game developer has never earned it. Until now.
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He tried to warn us.
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Best Cybersecurity Awareness Month ever. 😭
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Happy PHP Compromise Day everyone!
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Ok, writing add-ons for WoW is officially the first use of AI that I've genuinely enjoyed lol I've played this game on/off for the better part of 20 years (vanilla-cata; '19 classic-tbc; '24 classic) and been in software for 8, but I never messed with the lua. So nice to see live changes in the game, just by reloading 👌🏽 Spent a few hours building a dope community chat app, only to realize Forever devs already put 90% of it in-game 🤣 Well-done @Warcraft .
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Ok, so they implemented maybe ~60% of what I was doing (down from my ~90% estimate) - less than I initially thought lol Meaning, it still may be worth building out some of my features 😎 The show goes on. (Details to follow, if all goes well).
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eat, sleep, dream of WoW
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October is coming ⛏️ Point to Parasite Pool for our next BLOCK PARTY 10/2/2026 4:20PM ET Home Miner connection: Stratum: http://parasite.wtfPort: 42069 Alt: stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42069 High Difficulty Port Info: stratum+tcp://parasite.wtf:42068
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If true, looks like Blizzard is rolling back the bans for at least some names. Keep being loud. Everyone should be unbanned and resets issued.
Chimping out works, actually.
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Stahp, it hurts 🤣🤦🏽‍♂️
modern keyboard for software developers
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Replying to @Dexerto
Microsoft saw Sony imploding and really said, “Hold my beer.”
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Huge congratulations to @goot_sats for assembling the FIRST FULL SET of Shadow OMBs. 🔴🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 See the full collection here: ordinalmaxibiz.wiki/holder/b… OMB CANNOT BE STOPPED
🤖 Made with AI
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They mocked you for getting 64GB of RAM when "you didn't need them". They mocked you for getting a 5090 at 2.5K. Who's laughing now?
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I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.
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JUST IN: 🇺🇸 CFTC permits developers to build passive derivatives software without registering as brokers, including for crypto markets.
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