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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
JUST IN: Proton defies legal threats from Flock Safety by hosting a public map revealing the locations of over 300,000 surveillance cameras across the U.S.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Today, the calendar makes a right triangle, for the last time this century. This Saturday is October 24, 2026. Write it as 10/24/26 or 24/10/26, and the same beautiful relationship appears: 10² + 24² = 26² 100 + 576 = 676 But here’s what makes today special. There are infinitely many Pythagorean triples. Only a handful fit our calendar. Using the rule month² + day² = (last two digits of the year)², the month cannot exceed 12, and the day cannot exceed 31. Those small limits leave exactly 12 qualifying dates in this century. Today is the last. The next will be March 4, 2105: 3² + 4² = 5² That is a wait of more than 78 years. An infinite family of triangles. Just twelve appearances on a century’s calendar. Happy Pythagorean Triple Day.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
He tried to warn us.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Best Cybersecurity Awareness Month ever. 😭
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Happy PHP Compromise Day everyone!
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
eat, sleep, dream of WoW
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
If true, looks like Blizzard is rolling back the bans for at least some names. Keep being loud. Everyone should be unbanned and resets issued.
Chimping out works, actually.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Replying to @Dexerto
Microsoft saw Sony imploding and really said, “Hold my beer.”
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Huge congratulations to @goot_sats for assembling the FIRST FULL SET of Shadow OMBs. 🔴🔵🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢🟢 See the full collection here: ordinalmaxibiz.wiki/holder/b… OMB CANNOT BE STOPPED
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
They mocked you for getting 64GB of RAM when "you didn't need them". They mocked you for getting a 5090 at 2.5K. Who's laughing now?
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
I’m about 25 cents a gallon away from removing my drivers side floorboard & Fred Flintstoneing this bitch.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Bitcoin this week:
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
The only clarity you need is Bitcoin.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Xbox was like this close to fucking dying and sony gave them a senzu bean
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
Now I know why it’s called $LAPTOP
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
We brought the heat. They built the machine.🔥 Hot Heads Fire Packs are officially LIVE on @solflare. $69 a pull. 90% buyback. Up to a $10K GRAIL. Time to test your luck.🔥
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
The Bippers managed to antagonize the only exchange that was willing to list their Shitcoin 😂
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
REMINDER: this is a CRITICAL security practice. If you don't follow this advice & your gmail account gets compromised, you are completely screwed. Attackers will reset your other account passwords via your email and then use your 2FA code to log in. xitter.cf/lopp/status/1702764910…
If you install Google Authenticator from the app store and follow the suggested instructions, your 2FA codes are by default saved to the cloud. I recommend not linking the Authenticator to your Google account, in which case you should see this "no cloud" icon in the upper right.
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Celshade ⌨⛏️ retweeted
55K Sellers getting ready to buy back Bitcoin at $90k
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