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"I am not a babysitter or a mother and no woman should feel that they need to be. I have cared for him and tried to support his sobriety & prayed for his balance for years."
Mac Miller and Ariana Grande together in Los Angeles, California.. up to now Iโm sure she hasnโt healed
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โ The song that changed my life was Kilofeshe by Zinoleesky โ
Niphkeys on meetup with Jbrandy
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Road rage is a serious thing people need to be aware of. Some are psychopaths out there.
A simple apology would save you from a lot of things when you least expect.
Heโs crazy for sure but she couldโve just accepted his explanation and let it go.
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At 9:07 AM, I sent my company one email.
At 9:14 AM, I was fired.
At 4:30 PM, the CEO called me personally.
โWhere did you get this information?โ
I knew exactly what he meant.
The email Iโd sent contained screenshots showing that someone inside the company had been quietly changing customer invoices.
Iโd reported it three times before.
Nobody cared.
My manager called me โparanoid.โ
Finance called it โa system error.โ
So I sent everything to the CEO.
Seven minutes later, HR terminated me for โsharing confidential information.โ
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My boss fired me in front of the whole office for being "too slow." I didn't argue. I just packed my laptop, smiled, and walked out. The next morning, he called me 27 times. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I worked at a travel agency for 4 years. I wasn't the fastest agent. I was the one clients _asked for by name. _ "Is Sarah in? No? Then I'll wait until tomorrow." "Can Sarah handle my honeymoon? I don't trust anyone else with it." "Tell Sarah I'm ready to book the group trip for 40 people."๏ฟผ
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My landlord accidentally sent $12,000 to my bank account instead of $1,200.
I noticed the mistake immediately.
I had been renting his property for almost four years, so I decided to call him.
He didnโt answer.
I sent him a message explaining what had happened.
No reply.
The next morning, I tried again.
Still nothing.
After five days, I received a call from an unknown number.
โAre you the tenant at apartment 4B?โ
โYes. Whoโs calling?โ
โThis is the landlordโs daughter. My father says you received some money from him.โ
I explained that I had been trying to return it.
She went quiet.
Then she asked:
โHas he told you why he sent it?โ
โNo. I assumed it was a mistake.โ
She took a deep breath.
โMy father has been trying to reach you, but he was admitted to hospital two days ago.โ
I immediately asked if he was okay.
โHeโs stable. But thereโs something you should know. That money wasnโt meant for rent.โ
I looked at my banking app again.
โThen what was it for?โ
She replied:
โMy father sold his house last month. He told me he wanted to give that money to someone who helped him when he had nothing.โ
I was confused.
โWhy would he send it to me?โ
She went silent before saying:
โBecause he told me youโve been paying his rent for the last six months.โ
I nearly dropped my phone.
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Being wanted vs. being valued
A man can:
โข Want your body.
โข Compliment your appearance.
โข Initiate sex.
โข Get jealous when other men approach you.
โข Tell you he canโt live without you.
And still:
โข Disrespect your opinions.
โข Ignore your boundaries.
โข Dismiss your feelings.
โข Avoid supporting your ambitions.
A woman can:
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Manager: โYour performance this year has been outstanding.โ
Developer: โThanks. I've been hoping we could discuss a raise.โ
Manager: โActually, I've got even better news.โ
Developer: โReally?โ
Manager: โWe're promoting you to Senior Software Engineer.โ
Developer: โThat's amazing! What's the new salary?โ๏ฟผ
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Good night, creators!
Collection-wide offers are one of those NFT mechanics that sound simple until you understand what they actually change.
How do they work on @VelixoMarket?
Instead of selecting one specific NFT and negotiating with an individual seller, you can place an offer on an entire collection at a price you're willing to pay.
If a seller accepts, you acquire an NFT from that collection at your offered price.
Here's where the two supported chains differ:
โ Fogo: FOGO is held in escrow until the offer is accepted or cancelled.
โ Robinhood Chain: Offers use WETH, but the funds remain in your wallet until a seller accepts.
Why does this matter?
You're no longer limited to waiting for the exact NFT you want to appear at your preferred price.
You can place your buying price across an entire collection and let sellers decide whether to accept it.
For collectors, that's a different way to approach the market.
You're not just reacting to existing listings.
You're creating liquidity around the price you're willing to pay.
And I think this is one of the mechanics on Velixo that deserves more attention.
@VelixoMarket $VLX
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Web3 is growing, and there are talented people in this space who are still looking for the right opportunities.
Whether you're into development, trading, marketing, research, design, or community management, there's room for different skills in this industry.
I came across an initiative building a network of Web3 and crypto professionals to connect with potential opportunities across different companies.
If you're interested in exploring what's out there, you can join the talent network here:
forms.gle/gCpFrPKaVtwr1f4k6
It might be worth putting your name out there. ๐
Feel free to share with someone who could use this.
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My boss accidentally transferred โฆ2.5 million into my account instead of โฆ250,000.
I noticed immediately but decided to wait for him to call.
Three days passed. Nothing.
Then HR invited me for a meeting.
My boss looked at me and asked, โHave you checked your salary?โ โฆ I said yes.
He replied, โGood. Because that extra money was meant for
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I want to see more Nigerian female artists taking different sounds to the international market. Winny could be interesting in that conversation.
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Please tell me Iโm not the only wife dealing with this ๐ญI can wash our sheets, change the bedding, and somehow my husbandโs side is yellowish-brown again a few days later. Itโs not makeup or self-tannerโjust sweat and body oils.
Iโve tried hot washes, different detergents, stain removers, soakingโฆ everything. And the stains ALWAYS come back.
I love him, but Iโm not replacing perfectly good sheets every few months
Wives, whatโs the trick Iโm missing?
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Taylor Swift making the whole place shimmer while Travis Kelce brings the casual cool.
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If them explain Lagos for you, you still no go understand ๐ Una set LASMA on fire?๐
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When your helper appeared from no where ๐ฅ.
A must watch Hindi movie ๐ฌ ๐ ๐ญ
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Funeral Director: โThe family is refusing to leave. They say we cremated the wrong person.โ
Crematorium Manager: โWhat do you mean, the wrong person?โ
Funeral Director: โThey brought the identification photograph. Theyโre saying the person in the photograph isnโt their mother.โ
Manager: โThatโs impossible. We verified the identification before the service.โ
Funeral Director: โThen explain why the daughter is saying the identification bracelet had a different surname.โ
The manager called the crematorium technician who had prepared the body.
Manager: โDid you check the identification bracelet?โ
Technician: โYes. I checked it against the paperwork.โ
Manager: โAnd everything matched?โ











































