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Chelsea Steiner

@ChelseaProcrast

She/Her. Writer/Director of @tycashow screenwriter, sex educator, WGA LGBTQ+ Committee. Freelance April O’Neill.

 Los Angeles
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Joined February 2011
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DELETE@JubileeDJSep 25
People that “quit ‘X’ because it’s too toxic and they don’t want to read it” then want you to explain every insane viral phenomenon that happens on here. No babe i stayed on here and paid the price for it in brain damage. You need to pay a fee.
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Adam London@_adamlondonSep 25
the ex-owner of the western mass lesbian mask bar
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Nate@natey_bbSep 24
I hate gay Halloween what do you mean you’re a masked former lesbian bar owner holding iced coffee at your interview for clown school
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JP@jpbrammerSep 25
[tracy chapman voice] you gotta mask bar
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Emily Andras@emtotheaAug 25
Dolly Parton was responsible for Jolene, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, AND the Moderna COVID vaccine.
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Dolly had this "no shit, Sherlock" approach to social issues that used to be very ingrained in the country star archetype. like, always admitting she doesn't know everything, but wanting to get it right and not taking any shit at the same time. may we all be so humble
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femiiiiii.@femiiisznJun 30
honestly, most of my problems come down to two things: 1. ​i'm terrible at waking up. 2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.
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m@msnetikJun 27
omg someone in security is getting fiiiired
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@DiscussingFilmJun 27
The 34-foot-tall Trojan Horse from Christopher Nolan’s ‘THE ODYSSEY’ is now on display at Universal Citywalk.
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Joanna Robinson@jowrotethisJun 19
The absolute FUCK!?!
☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️ (@kayhanley) profile picture☠️ Kay Hanley ☠️@kayhanleyJun 18
I'm not being paid residuals for my singing on Josie & the Pussycats bc film producers failed to provide paperwork to @sagaftra for my 20+ vocal sessions in 2000. SAG says I had 2 years (??) to report but I found out this year. Didn't hit 25 earnings. l lose my health ins July1
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20th Century Studios
@20thcenturyJun 8
The reunion you’ve been waiting for! The Romy and Michele sequel is now in production.
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Tatiana Walk-Morris@Tati_WMJun 4
For the love of God, bring back fact-checkers. Bring back copy editors. Bring back public editors. Bring back standards. Everybody tighten TF up.
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“It’s okay to get some facts wrong,” one writer said. “It’s honestly refreshing.” gq.com/story/at-the-substack…
At the Substack House, Media Is Still Fun

At the Substack House, Media Is Still Fun

“It’s okay to get some facts wrong,” a political journalist said about reporting in the age of Substack. “It’s honestly refreshing.”

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double down dario@mexitalianbeefJun 3
they raised me
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Every election campaign in LA this past week:
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Trump just released footage of his Freedom 250 Headliner Rehearsal. You gotta love the internet! 😂
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cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticMay 30
ROMY & MICHELE’S HIGH SCHOOL REUNION (1997) works because Romy and Michele are never the joke. While everyone else obsesses over status, they just want to have fun and come out looking better than everyone else.
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@TheCinestheticMay 30
What's a "low-brow" movie you consider to be perfect
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Mark
@106thMay 27
Can't believe the Brady Bunch movies have gone viral on here again and I've YET to see any Noreen clips. Justice for Alanna Ubach!
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Turns out, if you get good grades and learn to hold your sh*t together because you're not supposed to cause a scene, you can raw dog ADHD until Perimenopause sends you into a full-blown Menty B.
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Strega Nona@homegoodshottieMay 11
Will Stephanie pratt be the unlikely voice of reason again
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Brittany Luse@bmluseMay 13
They used to make movies about Ashley Judd killing her terrible husband… those were the days
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eo@eeeeowMar 31
Without wading too deep into the millennial feminism discourse I think we can all agree that we miss having different websites and articles to read through
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