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Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
Ssssssh. Careful. Watu wa Hyrox na Stanchart Marathon will post for you an actual dump.
...The problem is that nobody knows where you stand because every time money changes direction, you also change direction....
Professor, calling Sifuna a man who has achieved nothing is like calling a fisherman jobless while eating his fish. Professor, kindly reboot your memory. 😂 😂
Aside from Sifuna’s Senate Sterling performance, he wrote the NODCO report that indirectly employed you to manage compensation funds.
Sifuna has shown where he stands. The problem is that nobody knows where you stand because every time money changes direction, you also change direction.
You told us you'd never work under Ruto. We believed you. Unfortunately, your stomach held a different press conference. 🤣
Some people, like Sifuna, follow principles. Others like you follow payrolls
@edwinsifuna @LindaMwananchi_
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
Part 1 #standardcharteredmarathon
This is the best shitty story you are ever going to read because shame is a construct that is non existent in the World of Mansa 😁
In the quest for a sub 3 Marathon, in an Official Course, I shat myself… but who cares? 🤣
Despite using #loperamide before and within the run, I knew the caffeine gels were going to mess up my stomach. And for sure at 22km, right there on Kibera hill, the bathroom call came, not so far from the place I had to use the bush during my Stanchart RECCE
I had 2 options, use the bathrooms provided, which meant, stop and struggle to pick up pace after, or keep going and hope for the best!
I chose the later, & by 28km it was evident that the bathroom call could no longer wait!
Kukaza matako and run fast at the same time is not easy at all since they both use the same muscle ( did you know that? Now you know ) 🤣
Stopping was not an option! In the words of @nimsdai giving up is not in the blood! So I did what I had to do, kukaza haga proper 😂
At 40km, the worst happened! The shat came at SAWE speed 😂😭
The finish line was near and that’s all that mattered!
In the end, a 2:46:20 marathon was in the bag, & shitting myself was a small price to pay for it! Having shed a whole 11 mins, 26 secs from my previous pb, the joy, more like euphoria, was everything 🙌🏾 definitely stronger than the smell 😆
After getting my medal, I took a whole carton of water and dashed to the bathroom to clean up… it was a mess! Shit on my shorts, socks, shoes… everywhere 😭 not even the whole box of water could save me!
Thanks to the guys at carnivore for allowing me to use their bathroom to clean up!
After cleaning up, I came back & proudly mingled with people as if nothing had happened 😂. In case you smelt something weird, that was me and I’m sorry 🤣
To everyone who said hello on my way back and I probably did not respond, now you know what I was going through! Poleni sana! I was going through a lot 😂
To the guy at 40km who ran along side, filming & asking me questions, my apologies… I was in a shitty situation & couldn’t say shit 😂 please send me that video 🙏🏽
To my Formation Team, your post is loading 🙌🏾 you guys are special and you made today a reality @edgarruner , Atati, Ng’eno & Lee. Nyinyi lazima niwaandikie shairi 🙌🏾
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
Acaa mundu niakamie kwao
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
A hard-hitting article on why Ruto might turn Kenya into a desert. africanarguments.org/2023/11…
Kwani ni mahindi ata sasa trees are suddenly being harvested everywhere?
CLARIFICATION ON FOREST PLANTATION HARVESTING IN NGONG HILLS FOREST
The Kenya Forest Service (KFS) has noted video clips and photographs circulating on social media alleging illegal logging in Ngong Hills Forest, with claims that the activities are being carried out at night. The Service wishes to clarify the circumstances surrounding the ongoing forest plantation harvesting operations.
Harvesting of mature forest plantations in the Kibiku Forest Block of Ngong Hills Forest is being undertaken following a competitive bidding process and the subsequent award of a tender for the harvesting of 56 hectares of mature plantations, in accordance with the Public Procurement and Asset Disposal Act 2015, the Forest Conservation and Management Act 2026 (FCMA 2026), the Constitution of Kenya 2010 and forest harvesting rules (2016).
Furthermore, forest operations are required to be conducted between 6:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m., as stipulated under the FCMA 2026. Upon completion of the harvesting process, the Community Forest Association is normally engaged to replant more trees through the Plantation Enterprise and Livelihood Improvement Scheme (PELIS).
Regarding the photograph circulating on social media showing a trailer loaded with logs, the Service has received information that the vehicle had broken down and was undergoing repairs. KFS is verifying the circumstances surrounding the incident. The photograph alone does not establish that harvesting activities were taking place at night.
The Service urges members of the public to seek clarification from the nearest KFS station on any concerns regarding forest management and harvesting activities.
KFS urges the public to rely on verified information when commenting on the matter and to report all suspicious activities to the nearest police station for investigations or email [email protected]
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
It starts with washrooms then it moves to sports, prisons, to changing rooms, and other sex-separated spaces before we know it we cannot define a woman. Mine is to tell you Ruto must go.
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
On this whole washroom debate, why is the burden of accommodation falling only on women?
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
So the collapsed building did not have county approval but had NCA registration which cannot be completed without PPA2 form from county. Corruption is costly.
Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja says the multi-storey building that collapsed along 9th Street in Eastleigh was under construction without the required approvals, despite an application for a 15-storey building with a basement having been submitted.
Sakaja says the county has forwarded documentation to the DCI for investigations and called for accountability among the developer and professionals involved, including the architect and engineer on record.
Wanjiku MaandaMania🇰🇪🇵🇸🇸🇩 retweeted
I don’t understand Catholics who don’t drink alcohol because honestly imagine fasting for 40 days and the answer is still no?!
Ama ufanye “exodus” na the answer is no.
Unapeleka wapi hiyo frustration?!
