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Ssssssh. Careful. Watu wa Hyrox na Stanchart Marathon will post for you an actual dump.
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Part 1 #standardcharteredmarathon
This is the best shitty story you are ever going to read because shame is a construct that is non existent in the World of Mansa 😁
In the quest for a sub 3 Marathon, in an Official Course, I shat myself… but who cares? 🤣
Despite using #loperamide before and within the run, I knew the caffeine gels were going to mess up my stomach. And for sure at 22km, right there on Kibera hill, the bathroom call came, not so far from the place I had to use the bush during my Stanchart RECCE
I had 2 options, use the bathrooms provided, which meant, stop and struggle to pick up pace after, or keep going and hope for the best!
I chose the later, & by 28km it was evident that the bathroom call could no longer wait!
Kukaza matako and run fast at the same time is not easy at all since they both use the same muscle ( did you know that? Now you know ) 🤣
Stopping was not an option! In the words of @nimsdai giving up is not in the blood! So I did what I had to do, kukaza haga proper 😂
At 40km, the worst happened! The shat came at SAWE speed 😂😭
The finish line was near and that’s all that mattered!
In the end, a 2:46:20 marathon was in the bag, & shitting myself was a small price to pay for it! Having shed a whole 11 mins, 26 secs from my previous pb, the joy, more like euphoria, was everything 🙌🏾 definitely stronger than the smell 😆
After getting my medal, I took a whole carton of water and dashed to the bathroom to clean up… it was a mess! Shit on my shorts, socks, shoes… everywhere 😭 not even the whole box of water could save me!
Thanks to the guys at carnivore for allowing me to use their bathroom to clean up!
After cleaning up, I came back & proudly mingled with people as if nothing had happened 😂. In case you smelt something weird, that was me and I’m sorry 🤣
To everyone who said hello on my way back and I probably did not respond, now you know what I was going through! Poleni sana! I was going through a lot 😂
To the guy at 40km who ran along side, filming & asking me questions, my apologies… I was in a shitty situation & couldn’t say shit 😂 please send me that video 🙏🏽
To my Formation Team, your post is loading 🙌🏾 you guys are special and you made today a reality @edgarruner , Atati, Ng’eno & Lee. Nyinyi lazima niwaandikie shairi 🙌🏾
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Acaa mundu niakamie kwao
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A hard-hitting article on why Ruto might turn Kenya into a desert. africanarguments.org/2023/11…
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It starts with washrooms then it moves to sports, prisons, to changing rooms, and other sex-separated spaces before we know it we cannot define a woman. Mine is to tell you Ruto must go.
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On this whole washroom debate, why is the burden of accommodation falling only on women?
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Maandamano is cool but have we tried beating our politicians kama mbwa aliyeingia msikitini instead?
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So the collapsed building did not have county approval but had NCA registration which cannot be completed without PPA2 form from county. Corruption is costly.
Nairobi Governor Johnson Sakaja says the multi-storey building that collapsed along 9th Street in Eastleigh was under construction without the required approvals, despite an application for a 15-storey building with a basement having been submitted.
Sakaja says the county has forwarded documentation to the DCI for investigations and called for accountability among the developer and professionals involved, including the architect and engineer on record.
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We’re CATHOLIC we don’t “MANIFEST” we PRAY and GO TO ADORATION and if it doesn’t work WE DRINK ALCOHOL until we need to go to CONFESSION
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I don’t understand Catholics who don’t drink alcohol because honestly imagine fasting for 40 days and the answer is still no?!
Ama ufanye “exodus” na the answer is no.
Unapeleka wapi hiyo frustration?!
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Replying to @shobanes
Na wakienda nyumbani wanafaa kutreatiwa like we don't know them by the community around them.
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My conspiracy theory is, one of the reasons why forests are being logged at this rate. Planned impoverishment of Kenyans and communities. Cut trees, mess the weather, ruin the food baskets, make people dependent.
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We’re talking shit but isn’t this literally the best kitted person to talk about such a matter?
Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t she a pastor’s daughter married to a pastor? The theme is “A guide to Biblical marriage” - sounds fit for an actual married Rev to host, no?
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Correction: NOT ALWAYS. (I would say often)
There are certain truths that if you tell yourself about your parents, you can avoid their mistakes.
But you must start by telling yourself those truths.
You cannot learn from a past you are unwilling to examine honestly.

































