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Don't fear/superboy is here/and it feels good to me

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"Cooler heads will prevail," I whisper, as I place the last of the heads into the cooler
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Kip Conlon@kipconlon22h
Sorry for the confusion, when I said “Disney adult” I was referring to a genre of smut.
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Giving out pencils on Halloween because learning is never scary
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1 time my teacher in middle school asked me if i was ready for the holidays n i told her i wasnt ready for anything n she said i had an old soul
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Every time a car pulls up I secretly hope they're here to kill me but otherwise things are going okay.
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AC/DC will always be on today’s rock and roll stations because they’re literally current.
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Every day is occasional nut november when you’re a blind squirrel
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We are living in unprecelicious times
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 28
I don’t carve pumpkins to win contests, I carve pumpkins for the joy of carving pumpkins. Helen Mobley can have the damn prize.
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HEUuGHHH BLECH ACKK
Image from horse dentist (@equine__dentist)
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If my nose doesn't stop running I stg I will decapitate myself
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Mags@maggiemayyybeOct 28
Bought a fragrance based solely off the fact that this woman said she got free garlic bread from her pizza place because she smelled so good (in case you’re wondering the ways in which I’m influenced)
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I'm having hot dogs for lunch and I'm excited @GrillosPickles grillos.com/product/mild-pic…
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I think my dentist has a tooth fetish. That’s all he talks about.
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Bringing my own hammer to play whack-a-mole
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Gonna start adding -licious to words again. I fear I’ve become too based
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Outsourcing my period cramps to AI
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agrippa@CasanovaGengarMar 28
From the bottom of my heart, fuck that.
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i’m sorry for what my face did when you asked a really fucking stupid question
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Kip Conlon@kipconlonOct 28
As something of a wine expert, I’m often asked to give it a rest.
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one time i found two mormon missionaries on my porch praying to my beach cruiser.
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