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an amalgamation of ephemeral experience

Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined February 2010
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Colby Conrad retweeted
the people who are trying to destroy the world are evil, but they’re also the biggest fucking losers i’ve literally ever seen. these are not evil geniuses. they’re bottom of the barrel loser scum. tasteless, ugly, pathetic, embarrassing, unintelligent losers. we cant let them win
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Colby Conrad retweeted
ICE agents aren't Disney villains. They're our neighbors, friends, and loved ones. These immigration and customs enforcement officers are red-blooded American patriots doing a tough job to keep our nation safe. Assaults against ICE are up 1,300%. I stand with @DHSgov.
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Colby Conrad retweeted
if you're an ICE agent do me a favor and kill yourself
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Colby Conrad retweeted
In 1983, Paul Newman stated that the American state disregards the truth, always creating exaggerated enemies to justify wars and massacres for profit, while ignoring crimes committed by other nations like Israel
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every sunday after 7pm feels like this
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“The consumer does not care if what they’re looking at is 𝗔𝗜”
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Colby Conrad retweeted
every time someone asks me about my dislike and refusal to use AI, i send them this.
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Colby Conrad retweeted
no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play
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I’m not in the Epstein files! Incidentally let’s legally make all children adults starting right now
Donald Trump says he wants to prosecute minors as adults starting at age 14 in Washington D.C.: “If this continues, I am going to exert my powers, and FEDERALIZE this City. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”
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Not the point but it weirds me out when news clips I remember watching when they aired start looking antiquated in the same way clips from the 70s and 80s felt when I was a kid
‘We must stop the terror. I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you.... Now, watch this drive.’ — President George W. Bush (August 4, 2002)
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ozzy osbourne’s top ten favourite beatles songs and why:
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"i think our society is run by insane people for insane objectives" — john lennon for the bbc-tv; (june 6, 1968)
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MAGA guys seeing a tesla drive down the street
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Colby Conrad retweeted
Imagine how Fox News would've reacted to Mr. Rogers when he shared a pool with a black man in the 60s to protest segregated public pools.
Arroyo: Nobody wants to hear that. Mr. Rogers didn't lecture kids and Russia or Iran or the nuclear threat. It's not your job. Miss Rachel, you don't know anything about the Middle East.. shhh
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MAGAs and the Pope
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Cinema is Forever
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Colby Conrad retweeted
“you handled it so well” no, i didn’t, i went insane, lost my spark, distanced myself from everyone and hated myself
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Another epic burn of L mow. “He’s a born a 3, spent millions of dollars to get to a 5 ,and he’s followed by an army of 2s. And now we don’t get to have democracy anymore…”
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Dedicating my life to fascism because I tied for 5th at a swim meet
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